[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because those people have been hyponotized by the bats themselves to be frightened when they see them so its more exciting for the bats when they attack them to drink their blood.

........Why do people like Twilight? (Sorry for any Twilight fans out there)  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because SPARKLY 106-year-old virgins have an attraction for teenage girls, it seems! And *Shudders* vice-versa...

Why are skeletal waist considered in any way attractive?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Thats a very good question, with a not so good answer. The reason is, long ago people used to be so sick they'd be super skinny, and everyone cared for them and treated them well. That translated into today's world in a warped version, it pretty much, in general means that those skeletal people are "sick".

Why would you drink wine with cheese? cheese_whine  

[CoyoteXendo]

because it means you are wealthy and they both taste delicious and its better than beer and crackers

why do i spend so much time on this site?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because cool people do that.

Why is there no rainbow ninja emote?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because they'd get sued by Lucky for stealing his rainbow on a daily basis.

Why does my cat always stare at me?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because you haven't put a proper Bishi in the room yet.

Why are black cats considered unlucky?  

[Sethiris]

Because they are so rarely born thet people always thought that an all black cat was bad luck.

Why does candy taste so good?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because its a conspiracy by the dentists

why do bad things always happen in threes?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because obviously three hates us o.0

Why am I dressed as a panda? o.0  

[CoyoteXendo]

because you want bamboo to be afraid, very afraid...

why do i feel like i need permission to do what i want?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because you secretly know you dont really need it, but feel like you do anways.

Why do skeletons dance?  

[Sethiris]

Because they want us to die of laughter

Why do people think anime lovers are weird?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because they themselves are weird, and cannot accept our normal-ness.

Whats a wahmbulance? wahmbulance  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

An ambulance that got into an accident.

Why is this called gonk? gonk