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IF U WANT TO LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE U HAVE TO GIVE ONE UP…OR SUDDEN DEATH…...
31. ITALINA FOOD OR CHINESE FOOD ? eek OMG. SUDDEN DEATH ON THE FIRST QUESTION
32. MTV OR BET? BET
33. WINTER CLOTHES OR SUMMER CLOTHES? Winter Clothes I don't need 'em here in Hawaii...
34. CHOCOLATE OR NOODLES? noodles
35. JAPANESE ANIMATION OR KUNG-FU FLICKS? Kung-fu flicks
36. MC DONALDS OR BURGER KING? McD's
38. SURF OR SNOWBOARD? Snowboard
39. FLIP FLOP OR SANDALS? sandals
40. NIKE OR ADIDAS?
41. PEPSI OR COKE? coke
42. BEEF OR CHICKEN? hmmmmmm beef
43. OPRAH OR TYRA? DEATH! lol jk i'd give up Oprah (tyra's better for my health)
44. CELEBRITY GOSSIP OR WATER? gossip
45. BREAKFAST FOOD OR DESSERT ? breakfast food

GENERAL
Complete the following sentence….I AM A/LIKE/HAVE …….
1. GIRL or BOY? I am a female, I like boys and girls, I have a boy razz
2. MYSPACE or FACEBOOK? (SHARE UR URL) www.myspace.com/run_like_a_tortoise (note my nickname Tortus)
3. STILETTO HEELS OR COMBAT BOOTS? like Combat boots!!!
4. NIGHT OWL OR EARLY BIRD? am Night owl
5. DARK HAIR OR LIGHT HAIR? like Dark for me and others
6. DARK EYES OR LIGHT EYES? As above
7. LONG HAIR OR SHORT? like Long for everyone
8. TALL, SHORT OR AVERAGE? like mid
9. TATTOO OR PIERCINGS? like Both razz but in decent places/or decent things
10. GIRL’S CLOTHES OR GUY CLOTHES? For me? like in between


GIRL‘S ONLY
* One day an evil witch said “I will make U fart uncontrollably if u don’t choose one to marry”?


11. FLAVA FLAV OR BIZ MARKIE? Don’t kno the second one
12. GEORGE CLOONEY OR BRAD PITT? Brad razz
13. VIN DEISEL OR DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON? Urgh… Vin?
14. ORLANDO BLOOM OR JOHNNY DEPP? Orlando!
15. CARROT TOP OR DREW CAREY? Who’s the first one?
16. MARRY E.T OR YODA? Yoda!
18. MARRY A DUMBASS OR A SMARTASS? Smart! (my current bf is!)
19. JOHN CENA OR MARK WHALBURG? Who is Cena?
20. A MAN WHO DOESN’T SHARE THE TV OR A MAN WHO EATS LIKE FLAVA FLAV? Tv… dislike tv neway and can always buy a second one
21. WILLIAM HOUNG “SHE BANG SHE BANG” OR CLAY AIKEN? Don’t kno the second… rofl Houng!
22. HAVE FLAVA FLAV'S KID OR EAT DINNER W/ HIM FO RTHE REST OF YOUR LIFE? Eating… hate kids

GUYS ONLY
* One day an evil witch said “I will give u two left feet if you don’t chose to marry one“?
11. PAMELA ANDERSON OR CARMEN ELECKTRA?
12. ANGELINA JOLIE OR BAI LING?
13. KAT VON D OR PIXIE?
14. HILLARY SWANK OR HILLARY DUFF?
15. A WOMAN WHO’S NEEDY OR ONE WHO BEATS U AT EVERY THING?
16. A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS WINS AN ARGUMENT OR A UNCONTROLLABLE JEALOUSE ONE
17. A GIRL THAT CAN’T COOK OR A GIRL WHO HAS UNCONTROLLABLE GAS?
18. CIARA OR RIHANNA?
19. MISSY ELLIOT OR MACY GREY?
20. A SKINNY GIRL OR A CURVACEOUS, BUSTY GIRL?
21. LORA CROFT OR JOANNA DARK?
22. CHYNA DOLL OR ZENA?

GAIA FREAK
* WHAT’S A QUESTIONAIRE IF THERE ARE NO GAIA QUESTIONS??
23. GOLD or TOKEN? Gold, can buy tokens
24. GIVE UP GAIA FOR FIVE YEARS OR NEVER GO ONLINE AGAIN BUT ONLY TO GAIA? Hafta say give up gaia as I NEED the net for other stuff eg. uni
25. GAIA TOWNS OR RALLY? Towns!
26. GAIA PUZZLES OR WORD BUMP? Puzzles=gold
27. COLLECTIBLE OR SPECIAL ITEMS collectibles
28. DUREM, IKEA, GAMBINO OR THE OTHER ONE? Durem/gambino
29. GRUNNY OR NOOB? Huh? Grunny I spose
30. VON HELSON OR THE OLD GUY? Old guy?

crying NEVER AGAIN
IF U WANT TO LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE U HAVE TO GIVE ONE UP…OR SUDDEN DEATH…...
31. ITALINA FOOD OR CHINESE FOOD ? both
32. MTV OR BET? both
33. WINTER CLOTHES OR SUMMER CLOTHES? Winter clothes are easier to live without here
34. CHOCOLATE OR NOODLES? noodles
35. JAPANESE ANIMATION OR KUNG-FU FLICKS? Kung fu
36. MC DONALDS OR BURGER KING? Ummm ooo.. I’ll be cheeky and say Burger King as in Perth it is known as “Hungry Jacks”! Sneaky huh?
38. SURF OR SNOWBOARD? both
39. FLIP FLOP OR SANDALS? both
40. NIKE OR ADIDAS? both
41. PEPSI OR COKE? Coke
42. BEEF OR CHICKEN? Death!!!
43. OPRAH OR TYRA? both
44. CELEBRITY GOSSIP OR WATER? Gossip!!!!!!!!
45. BREAKFAST FOOD OR DESSERT ? argh, prob desert as there is less I like… but then I rarely eat Brekkie… both!

HOW EMBARRASSING
*YOU WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE EXEPT U HAVE THIS EMBARRASSING HABIT……………
46. HAVE AN EYE BALL THAT POPS OUR RANDOMLY OR UNCONTROLLABLE DROOL? Death!
47. RATHER PICK UR NOSE EVERY TIME YOU WALK THROUGH A DOOR OR FART EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE A ROOM? Death!
48. DONT KNOW HOW TO COUNT OR DONT KNOW UR ABC'S? ABCs… I NEED numbers for Uni… but maybe death
49. LIVE WITH 10 CATS ONLY OR 10 DOGS? I’ll take both until my local council kills me…
50. FART AS LOUD AS A BOAT HORN OR HAVE A SILENT BUT HERSHEY SQUIRTS FART? LOL death
51. YELL"SOMEONE TRYING TO EAT ME" EVERYTIME YOU RUN OR LOUDLY COUNT EVERYSTEP YOU TAKE WHEN U WALK? Walking one sounds fun and good for learning to count high but running one sounds easier to live with
52. PICK UR NOSE BEFORE SHAKING A HAND OR PICK A WEDGIE EVERY TIME TO GREET SOMEONE? Wedgie is more subtle
53. HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE FART OR MAKE FART NOSES WITH UR ARM PIT AT RANDOM STRANGERS? death
54. . TELL EVERY STRANGER U SEE UR NAME AND ADDRESS OR SIT ON THE LAPS OF STRANGERS SITTING DOWN IN PUBLIC PLACES? death
55. BARK LIKE A DOG WHEN U SNEEZE OR SQUEAL LIKE A PIG WHEN U LAUGH? I already do the second and would love to do the first!
56. DRAMATIC PAUSES BEFORE MAKING A SUGGESTION OR SWEAT UNCONTROLLABLY? The first is awesome fun!
57. SUDDEN OUTBURTS OF LAUGHTER OR LAUGH AT PEOPLE FALLING? Again, both are fun!!!


IS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN?
* U STUMBLED INTO AN ENCHANTD FOREST AND PISSED OFF SOME NAUGHTY FAIRIES THEY DECIDE TO LET U GO BUT ONLY IF……….U CHOOSE TO…….
58. HAVE A LONG TAIL OR CARRY UR BFF ON UR BACK WHERE EVER U GO? I’d love a tail
59. HAVE SKIN THAT CHANGES COLOR W/ EVERY MOOD OR JUST STAY THE COLOR PURPLE? Changes, fun for dress up parties and u could find the mood closest to normal colour… stay that mood
60. HAVE THE WORLDS BIGGEST BIG TOE OR THE WORLDS BIGGEST THUMB? Toe is easier to hide
61. BE THE ELEPHANT NOSE PERSON OR HALF MAN AND HALF SNAKE PERSON AT THE FAIR? Snake!!!
62. EYES ON THE SIDE OF UR HEAD OR NOSE ABOVE R BUTT? Keep me fairies!
63. HAVE A BIG NOSE OR THREE NIPPLES? Heck y not an extra n****e, I already have a MASSIVE scar on my chest…
64. EAT WITH ONE BIG TOOTH IN YOUR MOUTH OR EAT UR FOOD THROUGH A STRAW? Keep me fairies
65. HAVE CURLY BUTT HAIRS OR CURLY CHEST HAIRS? Keep me
66. HAVE TWO RIGHT LEGS OR TWO RIGHT ARMS? Keep me, I need not live free if I cannot dance!
67. ONE BIG EYE THE DOUBLE ITS SIZE OR A HUMP ON YOUR BACK? Keep me
68. TURN INTO CARROT TOP EVERY NIGHT OR BRIDGETTE NIELSON? Who?!?!?!
69. LONG ARM PIT HAIR OR LONG NOSE HAIRS? Keep me
70 LOOK LIKE PREDATOR OR ALIEN? Oooo alien! biggrin
71. BE THE SHORTES PERSON IN THE WORLD OR THE TALLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD? Keep me
72. HAVE THE BIGGEST FEET IN THE WORLD OR THE BIGGET HANDS? Keep me
73. HAVE ONE EYE OR ONE EAR? either
74. ONE ARM 5 INCHES LONGER THAN THE OTHER OR ONE LEG 6 INCHES LONGER THAN THE OTHER? Keep me
75. WORLDS BIGGEST BUTT OR BIGGEST BOOBS? boobs

PACK UR BAGS
U WERE PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG AND WHEN U WOKE UP THIS MORNING U ARE ……
76. IN HEAVEN OR HELL? Hell, always am when waking
78. LIVING IN A CAVE WITH BABOONS OR IN A TREE WITH PEREZ HILTON? In a cave with Perez hehe
79. A GUEST ON JERRY SPRINGER OR A GUEST ON MAURY POVICH? Neiher…
80. STRANDED ON AN ISLAND W NO DEODORANT OR NO TOOTH PASTE? No deoderant
81. LOST AT SEA OR LOST IN OUTER SPACE? neither
82. LIVing IN A CARTOON WORLD OR COMPUTER ANIMATED WORLD? Computer, better graphics hehe
83. LIVE IN A BRATZ WORLD OR BARBIE WORLD? Either, I’d go on a murderous rampage and they wouldn’t kno how to stop me! muhahahaha
84. ON FAMILY GUY OR SIMPSON'S? Simpsons, less flash-backs

IT’S MAGIC
ATE SOME MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND SUDDENLY U HAVE POWERS…OR SO U THOUGHT....U CAN…
85. MAGICALLY APPEAR OR DISAPPEAR? Are they not the same?
86. COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS OR BABIES? Animals!
87. BE A GENIE OR A FAIRY? fairy
88. BE A FROG OR A TOAD? Frog, round here toads get killed
89. BE AN ELEPHANT OR A HIPPO? elephant
90. 10 MORE QUESTIONS AND NO MORE OR KEEP GOING? whateva
91. BE A SNAKE OR A SPIDER MONKEY? Snake!
92. HAVE PINK HAIR OR BLUE HAIR? Blue biggrin
93. POOP A WATERMELON OR PEE A GRAPE? No. Just no.

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT
A GUN’S AT UR HEAD AND U HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE SORRY…..BUT U WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS PUNISHMENT…4 EVA…N LIVE
94.WET SOCKS OR WET DRAWS? Shoot me
95. HAVE A UNI-BROW OR HAIRY BUTT (NO SHAVING)? Shoot me
96. BRAIDED TOE HAIRS OR BRAIDED BUTT HAIRS? Shoot me
97. A TATTOO OF POOP OR EAT POOP? Tattoo!!! Seen my profile?!?!
98. DRIVE A BEAT UP CAR OR RIDE A BIKE EVERYWHERE? Bike! (even tho it hurts my knees to ride)
99. LISTEN TO ONLY PARIS HILTONS MUSIC OR ONLY LISTEN TO LINDSAY LOHAN'S? Shoot me
100. . NEVER WEAR SOCKS AGAIN OR UNDERWEAR AGAIN? Shoot me
101. HAVE NO HAIR OR NO EYE BROWS (NO DRAWING THEM IN EITHER)? Shoot me
102. . WEAR ROLLER SKATES AND NEVER TAKE THEM OFF OR WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "I LIKE TO FART" EVERYDAY (my mom has that t-shirt lol) Shoot me
103. SHARE UNDER WEAR W UR BFF OR SHARE TOOTH BRUSH W UR BFF? Shoot me
104. A CATERPILLAR OR A TOMATO WORM? Caterpillar!!!
105. EAT ONLY PICKLED FOOD OR PUT MUSTARD, KETCHUP AND MAYO ON EVERYTHING U EAT? Shoot me
106. WEAR CLOTHES FROM THE 80'S OR A HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERYDAY? Isn’t that the same thing? No costume!!! I wear costumes often neway
107. WEAR MIX MATCH SHOES EVERYDAY OR NEVER COMB HAIR AGAIN? I brush my hair so I don’t ned to comb it hahahaha loophole
108. GET BEATEN UP BY THE CARE BEARS OR SMURFS? Carebears don’t do that soI’ll pick them. Besides, they look softer
109. NAME UR KID HAM OR CHEESE? I’ll name him ham AND cheese!!!
110. LET RON JEREMY PIMP U OR PIMPED SMACKED BY MINI ME? Huh?!?!?!?!


I’M A STAR
111. CHINESE ZODIAC OR WESTERN ZODIAC? either
112. NARUTO OR INUYASHA? naruto
113. A MEMBER OF THE ADAM’S FAMILY OR PARTRIDGE FAMILY? Adams!
114. MEMBER OF THE FRAY OR FALL OUT BOY? Either biggrin biggrin biggrin
115. JACKIE CHAN MOVIES OR JET LI? meh
116. TORTURED IN SAW4 (WHY THE AGONY BTW) OR A MOVIE ABOUT ANNA NICHOLE SMITH? Argh! SAW 4!!!!!!
117. STAR IN HARRY POTTER OR LORD OF THE RINGS? LOTR!!!

*BLANK* OUT OF LUCK
118. THE LAST10 PEOPLE (ONE BEING MARIAH CAREY) ON EARTH OR JOIN THE REST AND BECOME A ZOMBIE? Hell with that! I’m leading the zomies!!!
119. LIVE IN A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH PARIS HILTON OR JOIN THE GHOST? Ghost!
120. BE BALD BY FIFTY OR IN DEPENDS BY 65? Well whateva I don’t plan living much past 50 neways
121. HAVE NO SENSE OF DIRECTION OR TAKE DIRECTION FROM ONE OF THOSE DUMB MODELS FROM AMERICA'S NEXT SMART MODEL....LOL? Already have the 1st, time for soe of the second maybe?
122. IN A VAMPIRE TOWN BEFORE SUNDOWN OR A PARK KNOWN FOR WEREWOLVES ON NIGHT OF A FULL MOON? Either sounds fun
123. ABDUCTED BY ALIENS OR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT? Argh! Aliens!
124. fORK IN THE ROAD GO FORWARD TO FIGHT UNKNOWN MYTHICAL CERATURE (BEWARE IT COULD BE A GIANT SPIDER) GO BACK BUT FALL OF A CLIFF, GO RIGHT AND WALK THROUGH POOP OR GO LEFT TO A TOWN FULL OF DEAD PEOPLE FROM THE 1960'S? creature poop or dead people sound good!

iT'S A NIGHTMARE!!
125. NAKED ON STAGE GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT SAFE SEX OR HAVE TO PEE REALLY BAD AND U FIND A TOILET (CAREFUL U MIGHT REALLY WET UR BED) hehe speech
126. EVERYONE U SEE IN DREAM LOOKS LIKE FLAVA FLAV OR EVERYONE POINTING AT U BECAUSE U LOOK LIKE FLAVA FLAV? LOL rofl prob the second as I don’t hafta see it!
127. YOUR BEING CHASE BY EVIL LEPRACHAUNS AND UR RUNNING SLOWER THAN EVER OR BEING CHASED BY GIANTS AND U KEEP TRIPPING? Tripping seems less annoying
128. ROACHES ARE EVERY WHERE IN YOUR HOUSE AND THERES A BIG 10 FT QUEEN ROACH IN YOUR KITHES OR EAT A PLATE OF ROACHES? Roaches everywhere except my plate razz


This was fun!

GENERAL
Complete the following sentence….I AM A/LIKE/HAVE …….
1. GIRL or BOY? girl
2. MYSPACE or FACEBOOK? (SHARE UR URL) myspace
3. STILETTO HEELS OR COMBAT BOOTS? umm.. sneakers
4. NIGHT OWL OR EARLY BIRD? early bird
5. DARK HAIR OR LIGHT HAIR? dark hair
6. DARK EYES OR LIGHT EYES? light eyes
7. LONG HAIR OR SHORT? short hair
8. TALL, SHORT OR AVERAGE? tall
9. TATTOO OR PIERCINGS? tattoo
10. GIRL’S CLOTHES OR GUY CLOTHES? girl's

88. BE A FROG OR A TOAD? a frog...they are cuter

90. 10 MORE QUESTIONS AND NO MORE OR KEEP GOING? hahaha! keep going!

92. HAVE PINK HAIR OR BLUE HAIR? BLUE HAIR!!!! pink is such an ugerly color

67. ONE BIG EYE THE DOUBLE ITS SIZE OR A HUMP ON YOUR BACK?
one big eye

69. LONG ARM PIT HAIR OR LONG NOSE HAIRS?
nose hair i might just grow a matching beard...lol