Corrupt the Wish Game

[Airforce Soldier]

But then god smites us all for ruining his son's birthday.
I wish for the Cleveland Browns to win every game and Super Bowl.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

if you believe in that,
Now that the Browns are proving to be undefeatable, NFL has grown boring and no one watches it, and it soon becomes BANNED...oh the heart ache!

I wish GOLF WAS BANNED! FOREVER!  

[Airforce Soldier]

Granted, but now you can't watch idiots get hit in the head with golf balls.
I wish that soccer lost all popularity.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

wish fulfilled, but now all the people who used to play soccer start to roam the streets and kick YOU for fun

I wish Kobe would just quit playing for the NBA point, blank, period.  

[Airforce Soldier]

Granted, he is replaaced by an even bigger a**=-hole.
I wish that people would stop blaming other poeple for finacail, work related, and natrual problems.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

now they blame themselves and wallow in annoying pity
i wish humans would stop caging animals then killing them when they attack  

[Airforce Soldier]

But dangerous animals roam free.
I wish for money  

[scullus]

an armored truck comes to deliver your copious amounts of money and runs over you

i wish for my bike to be fixed  

[Incinerella]

Wish granted, it is now fixed...
.... to your feet Mmwwaahaaahaaha

I wish that I could talk to the animals  

[Airforce Soldier]

But all they do is insult you and never shut up.
I wish for a working toaster.  

[Shadow__Dweller]

It works but it's too hot and burns all your toast
I wish there was a decent alternative rock radio station  

[Airforce Soldier]

But they only play the same song over and over.
I wish for a pet fish  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

but you also have a pet cat who eats the fish
i wish all animals were free  

[Shadow__Dweller]

Then we wouldn't be top of the food chain and we'd get eaten

I wish I didn't get spots  

[Airforce Soldier]

But then you start to change colors.
I wish for health-care reform.