Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Basically....

I'mmuna copy the rules from another guild which I got the idea from.

DVRM guild Mod Nova

Welcome to the Corrupt a Wish game. Basically, this game is played by making wishes and then the wishes getting corrupted. However, after the first wish is made, if you corrupt a wish, you have to make a wish.

I will start.

I wish I had a Pikachu.

DVRM owner Princess_Asterisk AKA Kira

Granted, but you get a RABID Pikachu.
I wish for chocolates.

And thus it continues from there.

I shall start now.
I want a Lance plushie.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

I've seen a game similar to this in a different site I go to...

Granted, but it has no head.

I wish my dad would learn to shut up. *angry at him ATM*  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

I've seen a game similar to this in a different site I go to...

Granted, but it has no head.

I wish my dad would learn to shut up. *angry at him ATM*

((nnuuuu!))
Granted, but he wins the lotto.

I wish I knew what was going on with this one guy's head. (He shall remain nameless)  

[infernal_soul]

granted, but hes thinking about getting it up the a**

i wish i had something to wish for D:  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

(how mean!)
Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish that I had more developed characters with fears and "types".  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but everyone hates them.

I wish Zero would stop being an idiot. : D  

[infernal_soul]

granted, but im already smarter than you : D

i wish sangome would stop being so mean to me, expecially after i try to be nice to her D<  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but she still gets free reign over you when she's PMSing.

I wish these dripping toe infections would ******** disappear. gonk  

[infernal_soul]

(damn)

granted, but they fall off

i wish the weekend would come sooner  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but it only lasts for five seconds.

I wish I could curb my sudden urges to fangirl over the most fruity bishounen. [James/Koujiro and Dist, I'm looking at you.]  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but they then turn into the most manliest of men. (What, James?! Manly? As if!)

I wish that I could draw something in a non-anime style.  

[infernal_soul]

granted but all you can draw is the innar workings of liveing or once liveing organisms

i wish i could stay longer in canada this weekend  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but there's a nuclear explosion and everything is wiped out, leaving you nothing to do.

I wish YIM would stop being stupid.  

[Cassius Black]

Granted, but then your comuter dies gonk

I wish my food wasn't frozen so I don't have to cook it.  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but it's burnt instead.

I wish the fuse would stop blowing in our basement every ten minutes, knocking me offline just as frequently.