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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:12 am
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:15 am
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[I found these off a site. Here are some DS9 Quotes]
Kira: I suppose you want the office. Sisko: Well, I thought I say hello first and then take the office, but we can do it in any order you like. Kira: Hello. Emissary
Sisko to Kira: Go over my head again, and I'll have yours on a platter. Past Prologue
Jake: Dad, I'm fourteen. Sisko: I'm glad we agree on something. Go to bed. Move Along Home
Jake, trying to get out of his homework: Just because you suffered through all that doesn't mean I have to! Sisko: Yes it does. The Alternate
Garak: Commander, this is extortion. Sisko: Hmm... yes, it is. Second Skin
Sisko: And take those phasers off stun, Chief. No more Mr Nice Guy. Playing God
Jake: I wanted to tell you, but I was afraid you wouldn't understand. Sisko: So now you're hiding things from me? Jake: You mean you would have understood? Sisko: Of course not. Playing God
Bashir: Try not to yell at any more Admirals for a while. Sisko: I wasn't "yelling." I was just expressing my opinion loudly. The Wire
Sisko: If the Dominion comes through the wormhole, the first battle will be fought here. And I intend to be ready for them. The Jem'Hadar
Sisko: You don't like beets, Doctor? Bashir: Well, they're not exactly a personal favourite of mine. Sisko: That's because you haven't had them prepared properly. Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable. Bashir: Well, I look forward to understanding them better. Equilibrium
DC: I thought we were on the same side here! Sisko: We are, but you get on my nerves, and I don't like your hat. Now put the gun down. Past Tense
Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong. Adversary
Kassidy: Don't get killed. Sisko: I'll do my best. The Way of the Warrior
Weyoun: Captain Benjamin Sisko. Your psychological profile is required reading for Vorta Field Supervisors. I probably know things about you that you don't know yourself. Sisko: If you're trying to impress me, you can forget it. Weyoun: What would you say if I offered to make you absolute ruler of the Federation? No President, no Starfleet Chief of Staff, just you. Sisko: I'd say your psychological profile of me isn't as good as you think. To the Death
Sisko to Jake: It takes courage to look inside yourself, and even more courage to write it for others to see. I'm proud of you, son. Nor the Battle to the Strong
Sisko: Wait til your son moves out on you! Jake: I don't have a son. The Ascent
Ducat: That space station you're so fond of was built by Cardassia. Sisko: Funny. I thought it was built by Bajoran slave labour. By Inferno's Light
Sisko: Still calling yourself "Gul"? I'm surprised you haven't promoted yourself back to Legate by now. Ducat: I prefer the title "Gul." So much more hands-on than Legate, hmmm? And less pretentious than the other alternatives - President, Emperor, First Minister, Emissary... Sisko: How about "Dominion Puppet"? Ties of Blood and Water
Sisko: No victory can make this moment any easier for me, and I promise I will not rest until I stand with you again here, in this place where I belong. Call to Arms
Sisko: One thing is certain: we're losing the peace. Which means a war could be our only hope. Call to Arms
Weyoun: What is that? Dukat, holding Sisko's baseball: A message from Sisko. Weyoun: I don't understand. Ducat: He's letting me know he'll be back. Call to Arms
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:24 am
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Odo: I'll never understand the humanoid need to ... couple. Quark: You've never "coupled"? Odo: I choose not to. Too many compromises. You want to watch the Karo-Net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera. So here you were ready to have a nice night watching the Karo-net match and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to Klingon opera. A Man Alone
Odo: I think I finally figured out what crime you were found guilty of on your homeworld. Croden: What's that? Odo: You talk too much. Vortex
Odo, looking at the shapeshifting pendant: Home - where is it? Someday we'll know - cousin. Vortex
Odo: It's snowing on the promenade! If Wishes were Horses
Odo: Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection! The Forsaken
Lwaxana on Odo: You are the thin beige line between order and chaos. The Forsaken
Odo: Every sixteenth hour, I turn into a liquid! Lwaxana: I can swim. The Forsaken
Dr Mora: You're still having trouble with social integration. Odo: I integrate as much as I want to. Dr Mora: Define "as much as I want to." Odo: "As much as I want to" means "as much as I want to." The Alternate
Odo I'm a shapeshifter. I just don't do faces very well. Shadowplay
Odo: You can't just wipe out a civilization. We'd be committing mass murder! Kira: It's like stepping on ants, Odo! Odo: I don't step on ants, Major. Playing God
Odo's response to Chief O'Brien's comment on the Founders' being 'cold-blooded': My people don't have blood, Chief. The Abandoned
Bashir: I'm sure there's more than one Klingon who thinks that slaying a changeling would be worthy of a song or two. Odo: Doctor, if a Klingon were to kill me, I'd expect an entire opera on the subject. Way of the Warrior
Shakaar on Kira: Sometimes I get the sense that maybe, just maybe, she feels the same way. I could be wrong. But I'm afraid to say anything because it might ruin our friendship. But if I don't, I could be letting something very precious slip through my fingers. Odo, thinking hard: It's a difficult situation. Shakaar
Weyoun: Your people want you to come home, Odo. No matter what differences you may have with them, no matter what mistakes you may have made, they still love you. Odo: Well, maybe they do. But I don't love them. To the Death
Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great Tribble hunt? Trials & Tribbleations
Dr Mora: I wasn't even sure you were a life form! Odo: I wasn't sure about you, either. The Begotten
Garak to Odo: You're an island of tranquility in a sea of chaos. Call to Arms
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:56 am
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Data quotes:
"Oh yes! I hate this! It is revolting!" "More?" "Please."
- Data and Guinan, during the meeting in Ten-Forward
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"I just love scanning for lifeforms. (commences singing and tapping on console like a keyboard) Lifeforms... you tiny little lifeforms... you precious little lifeforms... where are you?"
- Data
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"Oh... s**t!"
- Data, as the saucer is crashing down on Veridian III
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"Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here when I say, 'To Hell with our orders'."
- Data ~
"I will always be puzzled by the Human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities."
- Data ~
"Ode to Spot" by Lieutenant Commander Data
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature. Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents. You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array, And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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Spot. This is down. Down is good. -Data ~ * Data asks Worf to take care of Spot:
Data: "He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 125." Worf: "I understand." Data: "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat, and--" Worf: "I will feed him." Data: "Perhaps that will be enough."
+==+==+moo+
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:48 am
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-[.Moo.]- Data quotes:
"Oh yes! I hate this! It is revolting!" "More?" "Please."
- Data and Guinan, during the meeting in Ten-Forward
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"I just love scanning for lifeforms. (commences singing and tapping on console like a keyboard) Lifeforms... you tiny little lifeforms... you precious little lifeforms... where are you?"
- Data
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"Oh... s**t!"
- Data, as the saucer is crashing down on Veridian III
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"Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here when I say, 'To Hell with our orders'."
- Data ~
"I will always be puzzled by the Human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities."
- Data ~
"Ode to Spot" by Lieutenant Commander Data
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature. Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents. You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array, And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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Spot. This is down. Down is good. -Data ~ * Data asks Worf to take care of Spot:
Data: "He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 125." Worf: "I understand." Data: "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat, and--" Worf: "I will feed him." Data: "Perhaps that will be enough." +==+==+moo+
You forgto this:
Picard: "Say goodbye Data." Data: "Goodbye Data."
And from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier:
Spock: "I am well versed in all the classics Doctor. McCoy: "Then how come you don't know 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat?'"
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:55 pm
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Credit goes to http://www.st-minutiae.com/academy/literature329/ for those transcripts. ------------------------ From the episode: "The Magificient Ferengi Keevan- I hate the ferengi. ------------ QUARK (disappointed) Starfleet has really corrupted you, hasn't it? You can start by getting the external sensors back on-line. I want to know the minute a Dominion ship comes within ten million kilometers of this station. ROM I'll set up a transport jamming signal -- that way, the Dominion won't be able to beam our prisoner away without our say-so. KEEVAN We certainly wouldn't want that to happen, would we? LECK You don't sound too happy at the thought of being reunited with your people. KEEVAN Believe me when I tell you I have nothing to be happy about. Vorta are supposed to commit suicide when they're captured. I failed to follow that rather... harsh policy. ROM They're going to execute you? KEEVAN After what is surely going to be a most unpleasant debriefing. QUARK I'm sorry to hear that, but it's not my problem. All I want is my Moogie back. KEEVAN By the time the Dominion is done with you, all you'll want is a quick death. --------------------------
[From "The die is cast"]
ODO Garak... I was thinking that... we should have breakfast together... sometime.
GARAK (surprised) Why, Constable... I thought you didn't eat.
ODO I don't. ----------------------- [From the episode "To the death" from DS9]
WEYOUN Omet'iklan, control your men.These people saved our lives.
OMET'IKLAN And we shall take advantage of their mistake.
WEYOUN You'll do nothing without my approval.My apologies, Captain. I'm afraid the Jem'Hadar are sadly deficient in the social graces. ---------------
WEYOUN The Defiant's sensors registered a powerful explosion in the vicinity of the Gateway. I assume your mission was a success?
Omet'iklan looks coldly at Weyoun.
DAX The Gateway's been destroyed, if that's what you mean.
WEYOUN Well done, Captain.You've all done very nicely. Extra rations of White for everyone. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to inspect the wreckage.
But before Weyoun can finish his sentence...
Omet'iklan opens fire, disintegrating the Vorta. Sisko and the others react.
OMET'IKLAN That's for questioning our loyalty. -------------------------------- WEYOUN Odo, may I speak to you for a moment?
ODO A moment.
WEYOUN You know, I've been watching you.
ODO I've noticed.
WEYOUN I have to admit, I find it somewhat... disturbing. Seeing you working for these... Federation people, letting them order you around. You're a Founder. You should be the one giving the orders. To them, to the Jem'Hadar, even to me.
ODO Then if I order you to leave me alone, you will?
WEYOUN Of course. But before you do, please hear what I have to say.
WEYOUN Your people want you to come home, Odo. No matter what differences you may have with them, no matter what mistakes you may have made... they still love you.
ODO Maybe they do. But I don't love them.
WEYOUN
You're lying. And you're not very good at it. I, on the other hand, I am an expert on lies. Both in telling them, and in spotting them. So you may as well admit the truth. More than anything in your life, you want to return to your people.And I can make it possible.
ODO How?
WEYOUN Let me worry about the "how." All I need to know is... Are you ready to go home?
ODO No. But I am ready to end this conversation.
WEYOUN Then it's over. After all, you're a Founder. I live to serve you.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:40 am
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:22 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:24 am
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Top Ten Weyoun Jokes 10. One little, two little, three little Weyouns, four little, five little, six little Weyouns....
9. Weyoun come, Weyoun go
8. For someone not wearing a redshirt, Weyoun dies often enough
7. Weyoun is like a roach; stomp on one, and two take his place.
6. Weyoun is like the Energizer Bunny; he keeps going and going and going and going....
5. Weyoun's been killed so many times, you'd think he'd get the hint that no one likes him!
4. At least Wesley got the hint, and never returned!
3. Weyoun-killing has become an interstellar sport.
2. Weyoun is the living embodiment of the plot device: whenever the plot needs something extra, they kill him.
1. He's got more lives than a cat, and half the charm!
By Big Steve
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:14 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:24 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:02 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:18 am
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-[.Moo.]- Data quotes:
"Oh yes! I hate this! It is revolting!" "More?" "Please."
- Data and Guinan, during the meeting in Ten-Forward
~
"I just love scanning for lifeforms. (commences singing and tapping on console like a keyboard) Lifeforms... you tiny little lifeforms... you precious little lifeforms... where are you?"
- Data
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"Oh... s**t!"
- Data, as the saucer is crashing down on Veridian III
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"Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here when I say, 'To Hell with our orders'."
- Data ~
"I will always be puzzled by the Human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities."
- Data ~
"Ode to Spot" by Lieutenant Commander Data
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature. Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents. You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array, And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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Spot. This is down. Down is good. -Data ~ * Data asks Worf to take care of Spot:
Data: "He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 125." Worf: "I understand." Data: "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat, and--" Worf: "I will feed him." Data: "Perhaps that will be enough." +==+==+moo+
I've got some other Data quotes!
I assume your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not. (from A Matter of Time) (This is my personal favorite quote, btw)
In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a floatation device. (from Insurrection)
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead. (from Data's Day)
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