Things the casts of Star Trek would never say

[Blaze_Inferno]

I started this thread in another guild and I figured we could use one here. Here are some I did.
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Chekov- I wish I had Scotty's accent.
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Damar- My name is Damar and I'm off Kannar

Weyoun- Are you drunk?

Damar- Well I'm not.

Weyoun frowns.

Weyoun- You are drunk.

Damar- I didn't drink any Kannar.

Weyoun- What did you drink?

Damar- Coors light.

Weyoun- What's that?

Damar- It's the beer that is out here.

Weyoun- Out where?

Damar points to the window.

Damar- Out there.

Weyoun has bad vision.

Weyoun- You know that I can't see you idiot!
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Chekov- You're fired

Kirk runs out crying.

Sulu- You just fired someone that out ranks you.

Chekov- He actually cried. McCoy was right.  

[-[.Moo.]-]

xDDD

Borg Queen- Oh, ******** it, I need a drink, DRONES, ATTACK A LIQUOR FACTORY

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Kirk- Well, you certainly are a very attractive woman. Care to play checkers?
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Spock- OH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ICE CREAM MAN
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+==+==+moo+

 

[Z3R0OneOne7]

Janeway: Tea Earl Gray Hot. XD

Tuovk: Screw Logic. I need a Drink.  

[Red Roses in December]

Picard: Make it so.

Riker: Bite me.  

[-[.Moo.]-]

Z3R0OneOne7

Janeway: Tea Earl Gray Hot. XD

BUT SHE DID SAY THAT
IN ENDGAME
And in homecoming she shared a pot of Earl Gray with Picard.

+==+==+moo+

 

[Lord Redtail Rathan]

Data: "I'm Data."

Worf: "That is illogical."

Spock: "Uhura! I want you to have mah bebes!"
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I'll think of more soon.  

[Naphatarie]

T'Pol: I want to have hot sexors wiff hoshi!  

[goddess_oraorchid]

Picard:...I want a sandwich mommey make me a samwich

Troi:I'm not your Mommy sir, 1.I'm too young and 2.I'm just not

Picard:Yes what was I thinking...Number 1 make me a samwich

Riker:....AHHHHH*attacks picard cuts off is hand and kills picard* I claim my prize*holds up the hand*

Troi:MY HERO *kisses Riker*

Worf:WTF!??! You killed Picard!

Data:you bastards!  

[`Fenix]

LaForge - Ooops. eek  

[Blaze_Inferno]

Tuvok- Just because we have pointy ears, we are not the Cone heads.

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Tuvok- Screw life and have fun messing up everyone elses.

Q- Live long and prosper.

Tuvok- That's my line.

Q- Not anymore. I want to be a vulcan. Want to be a Q?

Tuvok- Yes.
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Odo- Should I shape shift into Richard Simmons?  

[The Real Meltinus]

Data:
Can't
Didn't
Won't
Don't
Ain't
Shouldn't
Couldn't
Wouldn't


Spock: It's Peanut Butter Jelly time! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!


Worf: Don't you just LOVE Tribbles?


Geordi: Aye sir. I'ma givin' 'Er all she'as got. Ach. She canno' take much moor ah dis, Cap'n.  

[Lord Redtail Rathan]

`Fenix

LaForge - Ooops. eek

Scary.

McCoy, Crusher, The Doctor: "Oops. THat wasnt supposed to happen."

Picard: "Coffee, black, hot"

Geordi: "I can't."  

[Blaze_Inferno]

Vorik- Can we self destruct the ship please? Your humanity is scaring me.  

[Pherfiniel]

Kirk- Scotty, I need it done in 5 minutes.
Scotty- Yes sir, that's entirely possible. I don't doubt it at all.
Geordi- I couldn't do that.

Doc- I'm a real boy!
Data- I'm not.

Q- I wish I was human again...

Riker- Make it so.
Picard- [punches out Riker]

Spock- OH THANK GOD THE SPORES ARE BACK!  

[Choboxer]

batgirlblond

Picard: Make it so.

Riker: Bite me.

biggrin FTW