MPH's Goat Girl Charity

[sychobunny]

So once apon a time there was a charity/ quest subforum that no one looked at unless they were questing, so it wasn't really effective. At this point there was a little gaian who was questing horns, but got bored of whoring for herself, so every once in a while would spend a day whoring for others. Since then, the subforum was removed, the gold system was changed, and her goat-girldom was acheived.
Well now she's back and wonders just how much can she make with a day's time on gaia. My guess is less than the 4k average of the olden days.
Edit: Usually about 3k

Yes this is a charity of a sort. It assists quests, but there are no guarentees, and only assists (unless you have a really cheep quest, and enough gold is made to just give it to you.)

Contents:
1- Story
2- Rules
3- How it works
4- List of receivers
5- Donations
Posts there after- whatever

Stickied by Faithy :] I think this is good enough to sticky, so get over it. Kthxbai. <3

If I'm not helping you, then check out
 

[sychobunny]

Rules

1. NO Mules unless your mule has a second quest, but it must be unrelated, and there must be a lull in questers
2. Bump if you wish
3. I have the right to decline your request for assistance
4. If you have made a shady deal with me in the past, or you have used a mule in my previous charity, I will probably not say yes to helping you
5. You must have at least 15 posts in the guild.
6. Sychobunny is Imanass- obey him- also he may be doing this as well.
7. Don't be a noticeable idot.
8. Sychobunny can add as many rules as she wants at any time without notice.
9. you have 3 weeks to accept donation trade



Rule Breakers:
Ellendar  

[sychobunny]

How this thing works

I take down your name. there will be no more than 2 spots open for questers to fill at any time. If I am helping someone out at the moment, and the two spaces below it are filled, then the list is full, and you can check back later.
If you have more than 100 posts in the guild, then you get a higher priority in the list.
I take your name down. When it is a day where I am whoring for others, I will post at the starting time my gold count. 24 hours later, I will post my gold count again. The difference is what you get. I have no idea how much this will be. Some days may be better than others, its all on chance.

To be added to the list: read the rules, and how it works. Then fill out this forum: and post in this thread.

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Gold is gathered thorugh various forms including: Posting/bumping, taking polls, profile spamming (on profiles that allow it), daily chance, Puzzles, and having fun with marketplace idiots.
Gold that is made from commissions, and me selling my personal items will be deducted from the equasion, and I get to keep said gold.  

[sychobunny]

The Lists

1. Foryuu
2. ssj4gogeta106
3. Prince of Zeal
4. Chibi Slasher
5. Maeve-chan
6. Cecilia Rose
7. Southern Roctapus* really sucked at gold gathering
8. [.Kasey.]
9. Yumi Moon Goddess
Aska_Ray
10. Alice
11.Lurker
12.
13.

done
waiting
currently questing for the day- donate!

People who rock (donators):
MPH
Eternalfaith
Maeve-chan
Kittygotclaws
peachie_keen
[.Kasey.]
sammy2668
Kitty Katsurama
Laura Riddle

Ambush

1. peachie_keen
2. Kittygotclaws
3.
4.
5.
6.


What is an ambush:
An ambush occurs when I feel like donating to someone, but there's no one who's questing on my list.
Ambushes are awarded to Gaians who visibly help others. Quite often they help others so much that they inhibit their own personal goals.
You can nominate someone to be on my list of ambushees, just post here, or send me a PM saying who you think deserves an ambush, and why. I may ambush them, I may not. There are alot of great Gaians out there, and I can't ambush them all.
Ambushees do not have to be a part of MPH, but I do need to be able to see that they are helping others.  

[sychobunny]

Donated for use of selling for the profit of current recipient or recipients to come

If items have not been sold, donators may get them back if they wish, or their profit will be sent to the next recipient.

Note: All Items will now be held on the M P H Mule, though you can still send them to sycho, and she will pass them on.

Laura Riddle

100g
257 sunflowers
277 pink daffodils
354 white carnation
200 purple daisies
11301030 blue daisies
724 yellow daffodile
531 blue daffodile
167 pink carnation
260 blue carnation
1110 whie daisy
1003 crumpled newspaper
115 crumpled green construction paper
175 crumpled blue construction paper
70 crumpled red construction paper
150 crumpled newsprint
770 dirty crumpled newspaper
18 pruple daisies
365 old crumpled newspaper

Sammy

1000 Gold
Green Stockings
Autumn Stripes Husk Skirt
Konfuzed Dirtay Toe Socks
Red Sport Cap
Blue Sport Cap
Autumn Stripes Pumpkin Pants
Green Checker skirt
Blue Checker skirt
orchid partition socks
radiocool baby socks (males)
Sienna Ruffled Skirt
Opal Hot Pants
pink teapot
construction barricades
9 red guppies, 4 brown bass, 500 tokens

[.Kasey.]

2,900 900g
22 white carnations
44 white daisies, 35 sunflowers, 4 cicadas, 2 firefly, 2 red beetle, 1 xerox goldenrod, 1 newsprint, 2 yellow butterfly, 1 cricket, 2 brown beetle, 1 grasshopper, 3 green dragonfly

Maeve-Chan

9 cricket, 5 red butterfly, 9 yellow butterfly, 6 red dragon fly
1 white pebbo
1 brown pebbo
1 blue seedkin, 3 red construction paper, 15 white daisy, 8 yellow sunflower, 11 yellow daffodil, 10 purple daisy, 4 green butterfly, 1 zerox paper white, 1 crumpled red construction paper, 1 zerox paper blue, 5 red dragonfly, 1 green construction paper, 10 crumpled newsprint, 1 old crumpled newspaper, 2 crumpled newspaper, 5 purple daisies, 9 white carnation, 6 pink carnation, 5 Blue Crumpled Construction paper, 12 crumpled newsprint, 6 crumpled xerox paper goldenrod, 26 crumpled xerox paper white, 8 crumpled xerox paper blue, 19 green crumpled construction paper, 1 green seedkin, 2 red guppies, 8 green dragonflies, 16 crickets, 20 house fly, 15 red beetles

MPH

1 Purple Daisy - black bouquet, 1 single Pink carnation - red bouquet, 2 single pink carnation - yellow bouquet, 1 single sunflower - red bouquet
1 single purple daisy - green bouquet
1 single pink daffodile - yellow bouquet
21 purple daisies, 23 pink daffodiles, 25 pink carnations, 7 white carnations, 20 sunflower, 4 firefly, 21 green dragonflies, 2 red dragonfly
4 blue ink ,
2 black ink

sychobunny

4 white daisy
17 blue daisy
1 old can
Notes:
7 water balloons
1 red ink
1 old wooden trunk
2 black ink
35 tokens
7 firefly, 2 crickets, 1 grasshopper, 1 yellow butterfly, 4 blue butterfly, 1 blue dragonfly, 2 brown beetle, 6 blue beetle, 7 cicada, 2 sunflower, 1 white daisy, 1 blue daisy, 1 blue daffodil, 1 blue carnation, 2 old can, 19 blue xerox paper, 1 crumpled newspaper, 2 green construction paper, 10 blue construction paper, 3 newsprint
add 250g for fish

peachie_ keen

2 Snowman mask
1 island girl wig, 1 z blox, 1 autumn stirpes husk pants, 1 soot face
1 worthless black box
1 4th aniversary super roman candle
2 yellow matte floor tile

Sold
In the market place.my store
##= number of items reduced  

[Ellendar]

sychobunny

Rules

1. NO Mules unless your mule has a second quest, but it must be unrelated, and there must be a lull in questers
2. Bump if you wish
3. I have the right to decline your request for assistance
4. If you have made a shady deal with me in the past, or you have used a mule in my previous charity, I will probably not say yes to helping you
5. You must have at least 15 posts in the guild.
6. Sychobunny is Imanass- obey him- also he may be doing this as well.
7. Don't be a noticeable idot.
8. Sychobunny can add as many rules as she wants at any time without notice.

4. I did the shady deal thing... I secrely got you your horns. buahahaha I broke the rules.  

[sychobunny]

Ellendar

sychobunny

Rules

1. NO Mules unless your mule has a second quest, but it must be unrelated, and there must be a lull in questers
2. Bump if you wish
3. I have the right to decline your request for assistance
4. If you have made a shady deal with me in the past, or you have used a mule in my previous charity, I will probably not say yes to helping you
5. You must have at least 15 posts in the guild.
6. Sychobunny is Imanass- obey him- also he may be doing this as well.
7. Don't be a noticeable idot.
8. Sychobunny can add as many rules as she wants at any time without notice.

4. I did the shady deal thing... I secrely got you your horns. buahahaha I broke the rules.

loser.  

[CrinkledStraw]

I remember this idea, and still love it!

I'd like to offer AcousticEmu (my mule) as a profile good for spamming.
Also M P H's profile and my own.

3nodding heart  

[sychobunny]

oooh thanks crinkly! whee  

[CrinkledStraw]

You're welcome!

Profile comments are an easy way to make about 100 gold.
3nodding heart  

[sychobunny]

yupyup!  

[Mountain_Soul]

surprised i didn't know you were Imanass emo  

[eternalfaith]

Hahah, I didn't know either xd Don't feel too bad, Mountain.

Once we fill a slot, I'll help as much as I can :] <3  

[CrinkledStraw]

rofl heart

You guys are slow.  

[sychobunny]

Mountain_Soul

surprised i didn't know you were Imanass emo

yup- he's my mule 3nodding