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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:15 pm
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Ok, I was on urbis (the local emo hang out, I go down occasionally to stay happening and down with the kids). When a girl, pulled from out of her bag, a 14 inch black rubber d***o, and whacked the guy she was talking to with it, now normally my parting shot is to find the most pretentious emo there and humilate him, by wjhacking a Mc Donalds milkshake over his head, instead I decided to ask the girl for the d***o, I run up behind the most pretentious one there, yelled 'MOSSHHHEEERRRR!!!' in my best chav voice, and tackled him to the ground, where I proceeded to start hiting him with this d***o, before getting up I put it down his mouth and walk off, cool as ice.
The crowd is silent as I leave, all in awe of what I'd just done, as I turn the corner behind starbucks, i hear a raw of laughter from urbis, but it wasn't until I got on the bus I realised who it was... it was the emo from my pub I smashed the glass over. It was at that point I laughed uncontrollaby.
Oh happy days.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:41 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:18 am
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Archangel Izual Rellik San Theres a bit of back story between me and that guy. sweatdrop Basically, I beat him with a 14 inch black rubber p***s, for a giggle, then made him eat it. i caught that... but the laughter part confused me....
Oh right, basically as I walked past starbucks, everyone on the place just burst out laughing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:44 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:09 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:43 am
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