The - Yoghurt - Three word story!

[Gaulia]

Right, the concept of this is really simple, unless you're lacking in braincells.

Someone starts off a story with three words, the next person types three words, and so on. But make sure it makes sense, damnit!
I shall start it.
[First person to mention yoghurt gets love.]

One rainy day,
 

[and_solo_said]

I ate yoghurt  

[Silver_Tinkerbell]

that was not  

[Nebelstern]

profusely and irreverently  

[and_solo_said]

Bollocks'd up royally  

[Nebelstern]

but was placed  

[and_solo_said]

With utmost omniscience  

[Nebelstern]

into my throat  

[and_solo_said]

with aid of  

[Nebelstern]

an immensely large  

[and_solo_said]

Yet, strangely, unobtrusive  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

spade, which had  

[Nebelstern]

an uncanny ability  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

to be almost  

[Nebelstern]

yet not quite