Qwerty's Local Italian Anime Bar (Thing.)

[Magenta Placenta]

cool Qwerty called dibs first, asses.

Okay. I suppose since this is a bar and it's supposed to be all official, I'll put some rules. Yeah.

1. No throwing objects at the bartender. That's a huge no-no.
2. No fornicating unless you bought some bread sticks. Then you're cool. Uhmm... Oh.
3. No ruthies. I'll whoop you.
4. No changing the channel on the television without my permission.

Quote:

I'll whoop you.

5. I think that's it.

Since this is a bar conveniently placed within an internet forum full of RPing dorks, I guess you can E-Poof yourself up something cool within those asterisks y'all like to use.
BUT NO E-ZAPPING DRINKS. THAT IS STRICTLY FOR THE BARTENDER TO DO. mad
As soon as I can get a bartender.

UN-DA-LAEEE!  

[infernal_soul]

oh oh, pick me, pick me for bar tender 4laugh  

[Agent-Obvious]

Ooooooo can we watch Corpse Bride and eat BBQ Ribs tonight? surprised Oh and I want some Sake please xd I never tried Sake and people say it's strong surprised  

[Magenta Placenta]

Fine, Zero. You can be the bartender.

BUT BARTEND GOOD. mad

Italians are susceptible to ribs, Mack.  

[Agent-Obvious]

Magenta Placenta

Fine, Zero. You can be the bartender.

BUT BARTEND GOOD. mad

Italians are susceptible to ribs, Mack.

Stupid me forgot what susceptible means sweatdrop I'm not thinking right at all really...... Hey Zero can I have some Sake pwease? xd I promise I won't get drunk, after all I am 20 so I am not supposed to drink yet whee  

[infernal_soul]

Magenta Placenta

Fine, Zero. You can be the bartender.

BUT BARTEND GOOD. mad

Italians are susceptible to ribs, Mack.

huzzah
*salutes* i will do mah best  

[Fidei Defensor]

Yo Zero! Get me some of that damn absinthe you've been holding out on me for ages now. ^^  

[infernal_soul]

Warrior_Sandstorm

Magenta Placenta

Fine, Zero. You can be the bartender.

BUT BARTEND GOOD. mad

Italians are susceptible to ribs, Mack.

Stupid me forgot what susceptible means sweatdrop I'm not thinking right at all really...... Hey Zero can I have some Sake pwease? xd I promise I won't get drunk, after all I am 20 so I am not supposed to drink yet whee

*passes down some sake to mack* 4laugh there ya go  

[Magenta Placenta]

I fear for Pokemaster's liver.

Oh well. As long as I gets the Green. <3  

[infernal_soul]

Marshall Angora

Yo Zero! Get me some of that damn absinthe you've been holding out on me for ages now. ^^

*pulls out a wooden box and opens it and it has a black crush velvet lineing and bottle with glowing green liquid in it* your lucky, just made a new batch this morning *pulls the bottle out, puts a spoon over a glass with a sugar cube on and pours the absinthe over the sugar cube dissolveing it, and puts the bottle back in the case and puts it under the counter and passes the glass down to poke*  

[Fidei Defensor]

Magenta Placenta

I fear for Pokemaster's liver.

Oh well. As long as I gets the Green. <3

Oh come on Qwerty. You're running a bar here. You're not supposed to care about the damage the men are doing to themselves. You need only concern yourself with providing them with their fix and taking their money when they pass out on the counter, then throwing their smelling bodies into the dumpster out back for a subsequent burning.

*takes the absinthe* Why thank you my man. *throws Zero a wooden nickel*  

[infernal_soul]

Marshall Angora

Magenta Placenta

I fear for Pokemaster's liver.

Oh well. As long as I gets the Green. <3

Oh come on Qwerty. You're running a bar here. You're not supposed to care about the damage the men are doing to themselves. You need only concern yourself with providing them with their fix and taking their money when they pass out on the counter, then throwing their smelling bodies into the dumpster out back for a subsequent burning.

*takes the absinthe* Why thank you my man. *throws Zero a wooden nickel*

*throws it at his head* mad cheapskate  

[Magenta Placenta]

Marshall Angora

Magenta Placenta

I fear for Pokemaster's liver.

Oh well. As long as I gets the Green. <3

Oh come on Qwerty. You're running a bar here. You're not supposed to care about the damage the men are doing to themselves. You need only concern yourself with providing them with their fix and taking their money when they pass out on the counter, then throwing their smelling bodies into the dumpster out back for a subsequent burning.

*takes the absinthe* Why thank you my man. *throws Zero a wooden nickel*

Fine fine fine.
I'll keep my cool. cool
I need to restock on bourbon chocolatesssss.  

[infernal_soul]

ninja  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Oh joy.

Watching people drinking fake drinks, getting fake drunk, and making fake advances on fake people.

Should be fun to watch. Faking it, of course.