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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:58 pm


This is to get the ball rolling. Hot off the press, it happened just today!

It is the actualisation of a... gutbloodeninglyhorrificlyeyegouginglysuicidecommitinglythrowshiteatyourmotherbecauseyouthinksheisawerewolf nightmare.

It was year 11's last day at school today, and amid the stinkbombs and itching powder there emerged a new low. Even for them. To put this into perspective, the year above ours set a new record high for the school's GCSE results. Our year then beat them. We have had no expulsions, and very few suspensions, all of which have been only for a day or so. Year 11 on the other hand have had too many to count. In fact, every year below ours is bad. My brother's year (year 10) had someone expelled after he committed sex attacks on 3 women whilst he was suspended for smoking cannabis on school grounds.

Anyway, the girls' toilets were locked today, ostensibly due to grafitti. However, it has divulged that there was found, in the some of the girls' toilets, posters showing a year 11 girl in her bra and knickers. The caption read '*insert name* is a slutty b***h-whore' (or something along those lines). Allegedly, the picture was taken from a webcam film sent to a boyu she liked (whom she was not going out with) in order to entice him.

The whole school seeing you in your underwear! How bad is that? Surely the stuff of nightmares.But it gets worse. A lot worse.

The next 2 posters alongside the first were screen-shots from the same film, showing...Wait for it...the girl, naked (surely, it can get now worse than having everyone at school see you naked...and I mean fully naked and in a compromising position) and (believe it or not, but I assure you that it is true) ...

fingering herself.
 
PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:58 am


That's hilarious!

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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:26 am


A Lost Iguana
That's hilarious!

It's not. She's just wee.
Although she did take those pictures herself.

Our 4th years (your year 11) don't get to play tricks, at least they never have. Or the 5th years. And this years 6th years were a disgrace, they were allowed out of class all day and got a bbq and a waterfight as long as they promised no tricks. So no tricks. And the teachers probably only said that so they could join in.
Its a disgrace. They got the best marks the school has ever had too (although my year is apparently smarter but lazier, except at english essays where we were the worst ever). But thats no excuse. If anything they should have thought up something wittier.


Theres a 12 year old girl in the news just now. She went out, got drunk, got pregnant when she was 11. And she's having the kid. And smoking 20 ciggerettes a day.
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:52 am


Shizzle... I had no idea that happened Owen.

That's really bad actually. Just goes to show how much I care about my school. Haha.

*cough*Despitebeingdeputyheadboy*cough*
ninja

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:38 am


Nebelstern
Shizzle... I had no idea that happened Owen.

That's really bad actually. Just goes to show how much I care about my school. Haha.

*cough*Despitebeingdeputyheadboy*cough*
ninja


gonk
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:06 am


Lady of Spain
Nebelstern
Shizzle... I had no idea that happened Owen.

That's really bad actually. Just goes to show how much I care about my school. Haha.

*cough*Despitebeingdeputyheadboy*cough*
ninja


gonk


Whaaaat? rolleyes

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:15 am


Nebelstern
Lady of Spain
Nebelstern
Shizzle... I had no idea that happened Owen.

That's really bad actually. Just goes to show how much I care about my school. Haha.

*cough*Despitebeingdeputyheadboy*cough*
ninja


gonk


Whaaaat? rolleyes

The schools doomed.
xd
Congratulations on that though. Although our assistant head boys(theres 2) do more work than the head boy.
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:40 pm


Deleting comments, FiF?

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Foetus In Fetu
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:37 pm


Lady of Spain
Deleting comments, FiF?

Yeah. Nothing really incriminating, though. XP
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:43 pm


ice_illusion
A Lost Iguana
That's hilarious!

It's not. She's just wee.
Although she did take those pictures herself.

Our 4th years (your year 11) don't get to play tricks, at least they never have. Or the 5th years. And this years 6th years were a disgrace, they were allowed out of class all day and got a bbq and a waterfight as long as they promised no tricks. So no tricks. And the teachers probably only said that so they could join in.
Its a disgrace. They got the best marks the school has ever had too (although my year is apparently smarter but lazier, except at english essays where we were the worst ever). But thats no excuse. If anything they should have thought up something wittier.


Theres a 12 year old girl in the news just now. She went out, got drunk, got pregnant when she was 11. And she's having the kid. And smoking 20 ciggerettes a day.


My last day was..well, I wasn't at school. The last couple of muck up days before us had ended with people in court for hurting a sheep and up on charges of vandalism and theft and massive expense to the school to get the toilet paper down out of the trees...you know the idea.

We were told effectively not to come to school on the last day.

The naked girl thing happened to us too...only it was posted up on the net and I was in this girls art class weeks before someone told me the video my friend had been spreading around (yes, striptease on MSN, from the neck down) was her.

I swear I couldn't look her in the face for weeks.

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Mr. Bono Vox

PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:25 pm


gonk Moral decline!
PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 6:01 am


Mr. Bono Vox
gonk Moral decline!


a worrying trend.... sad

wodewose


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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:52 pm


Moral decline?

Meh.

The masses are taking lessons from their social superiors, that's all.

Well, that and the dawn of webcams and cameraphones.
PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:30 am


Happy-Slapping, a trend in our school, a BIG trend amidst the year ellevens, some kid got smacked with a skateboard from behind and had it filmed.
A kid from our school with his friends happy-slapped me, I immediately grabbed his phone, snapped it in half by stepping on it with meh steelies, and ran.

RyanTheBoot

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