What Are Some Funny Ways To Die In Anime?

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whee Yo! I'm new here so I thought I'd start things off with a new topic. This topic was actually in one of my other forums and we came up with some hilarious stuff but I wanted to make a new one just for fun.

Like the title says; Write funny ways to die in an anime. Put the show in brackets (i.e. these [ ] ) at the top or bottom.  

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xp I guess I'll start this.

Call Ed short

[Full Metal Alchemist]  

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Hit on Faye Valentine

[Cowboy Bebop]  

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Go up to Piccolo and start singing Kermit the frog's song "It's not easy being green"

[Dragon Ball Z]  

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Cover yourself in barbeque sause and walk up to Gluttony. xp Then again, he'll eat you with out the sauce.

[Full Metal Alchemist]  

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Get between Mugen and his nookie xp

[Samurai Champloo]  

[xMQx]

Cut Orochimaru's jugular with a pair of pliers, rip his head off, and throw his body in a woodchipper.

[Naruto]

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Tell Sasuke that wearing eyeliner and lipstick does not make him 'more special' than Naruto

[Naruto]  

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Go up to Koga and say, "I love your skirt. I have one just like it."

[Inuyasha]  

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Cut Orochimaru's jugular with a pair of pliers, rip his head off, and throw his body in a woodchipper.

[Naruto]

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eek Don't really see how you can die from that but okay.

Tell Ryoko and Ayaka that Tenchi is your boyfriend.

[Tenchi Muyo]  

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Ask Orochimaru where he buys his eyeliner

[Naruto]  

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Stand in an Eva's path and start singing 'Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto'

[Evangelion]  

[xMQx]

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Cut Orochimaru's jugular with a pair of pliers, rip his head off, and throw his body in a woodchipper.

[Naruto]

biggrin

eek Don't really see how you can die from that but okay.

Tell Ryoko and Ayaka that Tenchi is your boyfriend.

[Tenchi Muyo]

WTF? How would you not die from that?  

[The Almighty Shelby]

Ask Gaara If His Tattoo Is Real.


Ask About Gaara's Eyeliner then say," I Have That Eyeliner!! But In All The Other Colors."


Walk Up To Sakura And Say That You've Been Going Out With Sauske.


Walk Up To Naruto And Call Him," The Dobe Fox From Hell That Has Come To Rape Sasuke Of All His Powers."
(((Then Tell Him That He Will Never Be Able To Do It With The "Nice Guy" Pose.)))


Tell Gaara That He Has Eyebrows Like Gai-Sensei And Rock Lee.


Tell Neji That You Have Special Eyes Like His And That You Can See More Than Him with them....Even Through Hinata's Clothes.


Tell Temari That She Looks Like A Pig With Wings Because Of The Hair She Has.


Tell Kiba That He Smells Like Dog Crap.

[[[All From Naruto]]]

 

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Cut Orochimaru's jugular with a pair of pliers, rip his head off, and throw his body in a woodchipper.

[Naruto]

biggrin

eek Don't really see how you can die from that but okay.

Tell Ryoko and Ayaka that Tenchi is your boyfriend.

[Tenchi Muyo]

WTF? How would you not die from that?

Well you would be killing Orochimaru and who would kill you for that? Maybe Kabuto but you can probably kill him too if you can take out a sannin like Orochimaru.

Steel Spike's cigarettes. You'll get a bullet between the eyes for sure.

Board the Bebop and poke Spike in his good eye.

Grope Faye.

[All from Cowboy Bebop]