Story Time...

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Hmm well i guess im bored n one lil story/scene/dream has been runnin thru my head for a bout five days now so i figure the best way to get it off my chest is to post it or tell some one...no one is around ta tell so ya...

Hmm i love reading and hearing stories so if ne one has ne stories im sure ta read them xd wink  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Well i lost my story ill post one that me n my sissy (irl) made up over break when we were bored....

There once was a hobo his name was bob. He lived in a box like most hobos but his luck with boxes was never any good.
He had a box that got filled with rocks
He had a box that smelled like old sock
he had a box that even got up and walked!
So as hobo bob continued his search for a box he came across a monkey. A monkey that said "cause the monkey man told u so." So hobo would mumble and talk to the monkey and the monkey would say "cause the monkey man told u so!" After a few good converations with the monkey that could only say one sentence hobo bob started on his search for a box....but before he departed he asked the monkey...."but why monkey? why should i put rocks in my socks and ice in my pants? the monkey very firmly said "CAUSE THE MONKEY MAN TOLD U SO!" so hobo bob did...end of story blaugh  

[+migurushii+]

wow... my dreams are weird. Not too long ago i had one about zombies.. and i didn't want them to bite me.. and this smart person in my dream said that if you eat cheese it'll protect you from them.

O..O I i had cheese and it made the zombies tap dance... @//@ and then i woke up...

sweatdrop my dreams are as weird as I am.  

[Smokey5000]

i have stories, but they are kind of embarrassing so i think i'll keepz em to myself 3nodding  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

+migurushii+

wow... my dreams are weird. Not too long ago i had one about zombies.. and i didn't want them to bite me.. and this smart person in my dream said that if you eat cheese it'll protect you from them.

O..O I i had cheese and it made the zombies tap dance... @//@ and then i woke up...

sweatdrop my dreams are as weird as I am.

ohh ive had zombie dreams too...they scare me **sighs n shakes head**  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Smokey5000

i have stories, but they are kind of embarrassing so i think i'll keepz em to myself 3nodding

awwwww do tell do tell **nods** nods**

i left my more intense crypitic dream to my self....its lengthy and weird sweatdrop  

[Smokey5000]

OoChIcKeNoO

Smokey5000

i have stories, but they are kind of embarrassing so i think i'll keepz em to myself 3nodding

awwwww do tell do tell **nods** nods**

i left my more intense crypitic dream to my self....its lengthy and weird sweatdrop

see, they're not so much cryptic as stupid and perverted sweatdrop  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Smokey5000

OoChIcKeNoO

Smokey5000

i have stories, but they are kind of embarrassing so i think i'll keepz em to myself 3nodding

awwwww do tell do tell **nods** nods**

i left my more intense crypitic dream to my self....its lengthy and weird sweatdrop

see, they're not so much cryptic as stupid and perverted sweatdrop

Lol nothing wrong with that....^^ i miss having the good dreams lol....some of my stories are dreams and some of them are just randomness like the one above...i like randomness 3nodding xd  

[Kuronbou Toraneko]

Here's a little one they use to say back in Philly.

'twas the night before christmas, and all through the hood
Hommies had their henissy, all was good.
Hoes be on the corner, but nobody care
If you had a twenty, they would be there
Pimps in the green silk, me rolling craps
Hope no one is there to make the guns clap


sweatdrop That's about all I remember.  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Kuronbou Toraneko

Here's a little one they use to say back in Philly.

'twas the night before christmas, and all through the hood
Hommies had their henissy, all was good.
Hoes be on the corner, but nobody care
If you had a twenty, they would be there
Pimps in the green silk, me rolling craps
Hope no one is there to make the guns clap


sweatdrop That's about all I remember.

**claps** yayayayay i like i like xp  

[Kuronbou Toraneko]

OoChIcKeNoO

Kuronbou Toraneko

Here's a little one they use to say back in Philly.

'twas the night before christmas, and all through the hood
Hommies had their henissy, all was good.
Hoes be on the corner, but nobody care
If you had a twenty, they would be there
Pimps in the green silk, me rolling craps
Hope no one is there to make the guns clap


sweatdrop That's about all I remember.

**claps** yayayayay i like i like xp

Thanks. biggrin  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Kuronbou Toraneko

OoChIcKeNoO

Kuronbou Toraneko

Here's a little one they use to say back in Philly.

'twas the night before christmas, and all through the hood
Hommies had their henissy, all was good.
Hoes be on the corner, but nobody care
If you had a twenty, they would be there
Pimps in the green silk, me rolling craps
Hope no one is there to make the guns clap


sweatdrop That's about all I remember.

**claps** yayayayay i like i like xp

Thanks. biggrin

Lol np ^^  

[Selene Dendawga]

Stories...I have a few...all which I shouldn't go into detail.

"Once I caught my older brother in a dress..."

"I made a guy shave, and he started loving it, and now blames me..."

"My dad brought an escort home and forgot that his kids where there..."  

[OoChIcKeNoO]

Selene Dendawga

Stories...I have a few...all which I shouldn't go into detail.

"Once I caught my older brother in a dress..."

"I made a guy shave, and he started loving it, and now blames me..."

"My dad brought an escort home and forgot that his kids where there..."

**giggles** funny short stories **claps** hmm

There was a man that ran around the building at work at least four times before he came into the building (i work at a bank) that was interesting to watch cause he was muttering to him self the whole time... xp sweatdrop  

[Protean Bloodmoon]

Hmmm....Oh, here's a good one. If anyone remembers the movie The Banger Sisters, then this will make a lot of sense.

Well, I work at a movie theater in my hometown over the summer. And this was around the time when said movie came out.

So there I was, making my expertly popped popcorn which brings in the crowds. I look to the left near the box office, and what do I see but an old man in a green 20's style dress, pantyhos, and granny shoes. He had on dangling earings and pink lipstick. And to make matters even more hilarious, he spoke with a very pronounced lisp.

Needless to say...my co-workers and I all had a huge laugh during our break.