[BATT] Pie to the Face (Mahmud - Punkie)

[Micillia]

 

[Micillia]

HP: 20/20
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It was a GRAND day. The carnival was in full swing, the feygo was flowing, the clowns were laughing, and the night was alive with mirth. Punkie was whooping till her voice broke. Which admittedly took a while, as she had plenty of practice. Pumped on sugar, excited with mirth, and bouncy as she always was, the juggalo tossed pies left at right.

One such pie seemed to fly off in a rather erratic arc. It was really up to the Messiahs themselves as to where it would land.

Skyli Peep

 

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Mahmud Seshat

HP: 20 / 20
Damage Dealt:
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

It was a horrid day.

Of all the days the accursed juggalos decided to have a carnival, it had to be on grocery day. No less, it had to be in the exact path he took to get to the store. On the way to the store, when he was in a crabby mood. Mahmud had a lot to think about lately, given his recent lashing outs. Something normal would be ni--

Splat!

A pie decided to dunk on him, getting all up in his hair and face. What the hell? What the hell?! "HEY!" Oh, he didn't care at the moment. Didn't give a wild hoot! Whoever had thrown that pie was gonna get a stern talking to, juggalo or not!

"Do you know how hard it's gonna be to wash this out?!" he spat, wiping the pie from his face. Apparently, if his blurry vision was correct, the offender was a rather curvaceous teenage girl. "Why would you throw a pie like that, honestly?!"

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

HP: 20/20
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"Its what ya want, a*****e!" The juggalo cheered. She winked. "I can see it on that ******** face! Your just trying-" She spinned over towards the brownblood, and poked his nose with the last word. "-to hide that ******** feeling!"

Skyli Peep

 

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Quote:

Mahmud Seshat

HP: 20 / 20
Damage Dealt:
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

On that touch, Mahmud instinctively slapped her hand away and backed up, looking at her as if she had five heads. "Don't call me that! Or touch me!" In a moment of blind rage, he reached over to a pie on the table nearby and shoved it right into Punkie's face! "There!" Mahmud cried out, "How do you like a pie without warning?" Seeming satisfied with that, Mahmud continued trying to wipe the pastry off.

 

[Micillia]

HP: 14/20
Damage taken: 6
Damage dealt: 1

Punkie jumped into the pie "WHOOOP! WHOOP WHOOPEEEE!" She giggled loudly as she was covered in pie. "I ******** LOVE it! Lets get your a** covered too!" She took a handful of the pie on herself and threw it onto Mahmud.

Skyli Peep

 

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Mahmud Seshat

HP: 19 / 20
Damage Dealt:
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

Damn, this girl was crazy! "No no nO NO NO--Ack!" He managed to get pie on his pants both in the front and the back, as he both got pie'd by Punkie and fell on his butt. "Ew..." Now he was all sticky... Mahmud hoped to god nobody he knew saw this mess. He'd have to go home and change after this...

micillia

 

[Micillia]

HP: 14/20
Damage taken: 0
Damage dealt: 1

The juggalo cackled as she got another handful. "More from the mirthful!! ********> She shouted as she threw another small handful from the pie on her face.

Skyli Peep

 

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Mahmud Seshat

HP: 18 / 20
Damage Dealt:
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

More!! More of the goop falling on him now! It was starting to get more than he could stand! With an admittedly pathetic whine, Mahmud tried his best to scramble out of the way and, again, failed. Not to mention that his arms slipped out from underneath him and made his face splat onto partially filled pie-crust littering the ground. Ugh. "Mmphmphpmmph!"

micillia

 

[Micillia]

HP: 14/20
Damage taken: 0
Damage dealt: 3

"THATS RIGHT b***h!" The juggalo chanted. "EMBRACE THE s**t!" She then grabbed another pie and a spoon. With one graceful action, she scooped up a spoonful, put it into Mahmud's mouth, and honked.

Skyli Peep

 

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Mahmud Seshat

HP: 15 / 20
Damage Dealt: 5
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

"Mmmph..." Without so much as a warning, a spoonful of pie was plopped into his mouth. Admittedly, it was kind of tasty... but he prayed it didn't have anything in it beyond the delightful punkin taste. Pie was tasty, so long as it wasn't on him... specifically, in his hair...

... Aha... that's an idea...

"Hey," he managed to say after a big swallow. "Can I have more of that?" And when she was turned, Mahmud quickly grabbed a bunch of pies off the table. "Aha!" At this point, he didn't realize he was more playing than anything. Instead, he happily threw pies at Punkie, laughing all the while.

micillia

 

[Micillia]

HP: 9/20
Damage taken: 5
Damage dealt: 1

"Oh?" Punkie was a little shocked. Then she broke out in a grin. "Most ******** excellent!!" She took the pie to the face, mouth wide open. "Mm gwad u wike da dood s**t!" She managed through pie. The juggalo gulped. "Have some ******** MORE!"

Skyli Peep

 

[penemueIntuition]

Quote:

Mahmud Seshat

HP: 14 / 20
Damage Dealt: 1
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

Trying to dodge pies this way and that, Mahmud couldn't stop laughing as he picked up a handful of pastry sludge and hocked it in Punkie's direction. "No, you!"

micillia

 

[Micillia]

HP: 8/20
Damage taken: 1
Damage dealt: 5

Now things were getting hot! Just like these pies were last evening. She breathed in the scent of whipped cream, adrenaline, and battle. "WHOA HELL YEAH! THIS s**t THE s**t!"

Skyli Peep

 

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Quote:

Mahmud Seshat

HP: 9 / 20
Damage Dealt: 4
Artifacts: Agility Type B: 1/1, Defense Type A 3/3
Powers: NOT APPLICABLE, NOT ACTIVATED YET

Meanwhile, poor (?) Mahmud was getting seriously dunked on. When it came to desserts, he was still ill acquainted with them. But as a form of fighting? This was... pretty alright. In fact, it was downright fun!

He threw another pie at Punkie's face, seriously contemplating what this could mean... fun while fighting, two concepts he always separated.

micillia