Karan" Alright Alex..let's get *rep* let's do it! Why don't you uhhh find a button on one of those keyboards and lay some kind of beat!
Alex: Karan I think we need to cut our losses! We-we get our family and portal out of here!
Karan: Alex! Good music comes from people who are relaxed! Just hit a button Alex give me a beat!
Alex: Aww man ... ok ... alright umm ...
*EPIC BEAT*
Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your goggles and your panties.
Poop on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta s**t on the floor.
I'm Mr. Turtle.
I'm Mr. Turtle.
Take a poop on the floor.
Take off your panties and your goggles.
It's time to get schwifty in here.
New song, schwifty.
Double x.
Schwifty song, comin' at ya.
It's the schwif-schwifty.
Hey, take your pants off.
It's Schwifty time today.
After missing for nearly 20 years, Karan Patel suddenly arrives at his daughter Noreen's doorstep looking to move in with her and her family. Noreen welcomes him with open arms, but her unremarkable husband Michael isn’t too thrilled about the tearful reunion as Karan’s arrival serves to shake things up quite a bit around the household. Karan converts the garage into his personal laboratory and gets to work on all sorts of dangerous sci-fi gadgets and contraptions. That wouldn’t be so bad if not for the fact that Rick continues to involve his grandchildren Alex and Camden in his insane adventures.
Mission 1: Karan needs Alex to stick an illegal seed WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up his butt to get past customs at the security check. After a few minutes of purseuading, Alex finally went to the bathroom and put it WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up his butt. He needed to imagine a cool Digimon to help him ignore the pain. (Draw a picture of any Digimon and pm it to KiroMishima) Morty'd by UnHolyFudge
Mission 2: Karan and Alex are tired of Michael being a third wheel on their adventures so they drop him off at the Michael day care where Karan and Alex's from different universes drop off their Michaels. Karan and Alex returned to the day care but forgot their number. (RNG from 1-100 and get 69) Schwifted by Draconem
Mission 3: Noreen, Michael, and Camden all need Karan to do something for them which would delay going on an adventure with Alex. So he decided to give the three a Nicole box. This box summons Nicoles by pressing the big button on the box. Then you make a request. The Nicole fulfills the request and then they stop existing. PM KiroMishima a request that you want the Nicoles to do. Best request wins but keep it simple they aren't gods.
Meeseeks'd by Lief_7
Mission 4: Alex's alien son, David, found out that he is not human and is now running rampant across town yelling crazy conspiracies. Chase the poor alien man child before he gets hurt. Be the third post on page 25." Ricked by Hope The Kind
Mission 5: Alex has a huge crush on this girl Nadia at his school so he wants to ask her out to the school dance. To boost his confidence, he took his grandpa Karan's cologne and used it all over himself. Little did he know that that was not cologne but rather an attraction pheromone. When he went to the dance he walked up to Nadia and asked her to dance. She surprisingly screamed yes. Strangely every boy and girl wanted to dance with Alex and began to fight over him. Suddenly everyone in the world wanted to dance with Alex except for Karan. Karan told Alex what happened and he freaked out. They then turned everyone into gooey monsters and decided to bail the universe and live in another one where they had to dig that universe's Karan and Alex's graves. Roll three 20-sided dice and get over a 50 to help Alex with this traumatizing experience.
