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Her name is Mittens.

5-6 years old.

Rescue... Discount kitty $12

Pretty sure they found her in a dumpster.

Honestly, my best friend for 2 years.

She gets me.


Story Time: I got her as a surprise Christmas gift from my mom, brother, and boyfriend. They drove me to what I thought was Half Price Books, but we walked into the pet store that was right next door. I figured we were getting something for the cat my brother already owned... until we went into the room where the adoptions were. I thought I was going to cry.

Immediately, I laid my eyes on this, 4 year old, beautiful, short hair cat with half gray and half orange on her face and striking green eyes. She was the most talkative cat I had ever seen in my life, only her meows sounded like she was a chronic smoker. I liked it. It gave her character. We took her out and played for a few minutes. I knew immediately that she was mine. I saw that she was $12, and all the other cats there were $30+.


Fast forward to now (about 2 years later). She's a strange little dumpster cat. I take her with me to the pet store and she loves making a scene. She meows loudly the whole time. Its honestly adorable to me.

At home, she only likes 2 of the billion toys I have ever bought her. And is really picky about her food, water, and litter box.

To tell me that her litter box isn't perfect, she'll take a tootsie roll out of it and place it on the mat in front of the box.

She washes her hands after using the restroom. Now I have several different water bowls throughout my room, so she has at least one without yucky water in it.

She likes aggressive love. Soft pets are not for her. She wants hard spanks on the butt and playful tail tugs, and when you do it just right she puts her butt in the air and her head upside down against the ground , your leg, the bed, whatever is close.

As soon as I get home from work she lays on my purse to keep me from leaving again. And once I take my bra off, she rubs her face all up in it.

I feel like I have the weirdest, most awesome, cat on the planet. I have no shame in saying she is my best friend. No one gets me like she does.

Little too much? Haha.
#crazycatlady


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