Random fact about yourself

[ROMVLVS]

In this thread, you should post either a random fact or story about yourself. For added effect, the fact/story should be funny.

I'll start;

A few years ago on Halloween I was at the bar and I was slightly drunk. There was a girl dressed like an angel.

Now, I didn't want to hit on the girl, although I found her to be quite attractive. Instead, I just really wanted to know what she'd say, and I thought it might be funny.

So I went up to her, and I asked 'Did it hurt.'
Immediately she said 'what?' and I immediately answered 'when you fell from heaven.' She smiled and answered 'Yes' while sort of winking at me.

Now, I was so confused, because, well, that was not the response she was supposed to give. That line is not supposed to work by any means what so ever, but yet she had flirted with me.

I hadn't prepared for that, and as such, had no idea what to say, so I just sort of raised my beer to her, smiled, and walked away.

Now go!  

[Araceux]

I kind of wish you took her home, that took some (liquid) courage.

When I was in middle school, I was in an Academy (a sports store) with my mom. We were standing in line, like what normal people do. I remember we were 3rd next to getting checked out, it was then when I sneezed.

and farted.

In the middle of a long line, I tried by best to not laugh, but it was too funny and my mom thought it was too. Sh made fun of me.
So, I was hunched over using my knees as support shivering because of my unreleased laughter. And drew even more unwanted attention to myself.

My mom told this to my first really serious boyfriend a couple of months ago, she'll never let that go.  

[drumnbass420]

Araceux

I kind of wish you took her home, that took some (liquid) courage.

When I was in middle school, I was in an Academy (a sports store) with my mom. We were standing in line, like what normal people do. I remember we were 3rd next to getting checked out, it was then when I sneezed.

and farted.

In the middle of a long line, I tried by best to not laugh, but it was too funny and my mom thought it was too. Sh made fun of me.
So, I was hunched over using my knees as support shivering because of my unreleased laughter. And drew even more unwanted attention to myself.

My mom told this to my first really serious boyfriend a couple of months ago, she'll never let that go.

if i were you i would tell everyone this story this is a literal gem  

[the flying penguin]

I think this was 8 years ago? There were cicadas everywhere!
My friends and I made little leashes for them out of thread and walked (flew?) them around our camp site.

That was fun.  

[Yeata Zi]

I'm a scientist working on diabetes research.

Unh.  

[floraIwitch]

I played the cello in orchestra for 8 years all throughout public school. :V  

[kimono girl snotty]

I kissed a girl and I liked it  

[Shiver`]

I find fish hooks horrifying! Fishing in general... seriously how can there be any control over that flying hook of death? It will go into your eye ball! So not worth it! D:  

[Ven Loraine]

Uhm... I have number form synesthesia.




That's the only random fact I can think about u,u  

[Voievoda]

I ran into a pole. The classic running, someone yells something you turn to look and BOOM! Horrifying pain, blood and a broken tooth.

Now everyone thinks I'm clumsy and scatterbrained. No one will let it go ;___;. Bring a new boyfriend home and this'll end up being one of the first stories my mum will tell them. Every single time emo .

Which has absolutely nothing to do with the fact I am clumsy and scatterbrained.  

[Sparkling Anon]

I have a keychain collection, well over 200 mrgreen  

[Yeata Zi]

FairyOfGrace

I have a keychain collection, well over 200 mrgreen

Any specific keychains?  

[Sparkling Anon]

Yeata Zi

FairyOfGrace

I have a keychain collection, well over 200 mrgreen

Any specific keychains?

No, most are cute stuff but I have all different kinds. The ones I really like are fun my trips, and I love my cartoon ones like hello kitty stuff.