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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:15 pm
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Ok, this one I was told by an acquaintance of mine.
A priest is standing in a flooding street. Passerbys come up and say, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and he replies "God will save me," the water rises to his knees. A truck comes up to the priest and says "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and again he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his waist. A boat comes up and the driver says, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the third time, he replies, "God will save me," the water rises to his shoulders. A helicopter comes by and the pilot shouts out, "Father! The water is rising, we need to leave," and for the final time he replies, "God will save me."
The priest dies and goes to heaven. he goes up to God and asked why he wasn't saved. God says "I tried! I sent you passerby's, a truck, a boat, and a helicopter!"
Its not terribly funny, but it amused me at the time.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:28 am
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:32 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:44 am
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Lady of the Crescent Moon
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:20 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:11 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:48 am
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