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 Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:53 pm
Well... maybe comment on the line above yours... but you participate by contributing an awkward line yourself... I hope this thread qualifies as a game thread.
Here goes nothing.
Guy: All I'm asking is if you want me to help put seamen on your poopdeck.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:44 pm
"I'm just saying you should put this on for protection."
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:34 am
Come on....let me have a lick.
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:52 pm
(as spoken by Surgeon in theatre)
"Is that bit supposed to be doing that?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:17 pm
"And do you think I'M happy about the test results?!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:23 pm
OMG...it's so big...it hurts
((it was a splinter))
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:29 pm
if you let me put it in ill do the rest sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:34 pm
"Ouch! Stop trying to force it!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:54 am
okay I was in Wal-mart shopping with a guy friend. I was on my phone talking to a gf cuz I was bored looking at guns and airsoft stuff. Well anyways....we wound up in the toy aisle. I saw these little balls. I was squishing one.
"Come here feel this" I said to him. "Doesn't that feel good to just squeeze"
'No, too soft"
I moaned and then said "It feels good enough for me".
My gf was hysterical on the other end saying we were crazy. We should only know what it sounded like.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:46 am
Once said by me talking about work.
"And so I just jammed my iron in there, and wriggled it around a bunch trying to get the damn thing out. Then I realized that not only did the thing not come out, but I'd made the hole bigger."
The person walking in on that sentence was my wife. The look on her face was priceless. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:49 pm
In our health clinic:
Mr. X? He's gone over to the other side.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:50 am
"I keep telling you I inserted it.."
((referring to a computer disk not being read due to malfunctioning laser))
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:23 am
....so the more she screamed the faster I went.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:58 pm
And lost his load, splat all over the road
((No more No-Doz for those truckers.))
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