Humor time!

[TheNewLibrarian]

Tell your best joke right here, right now! We need to have some fun this day! mrgreen

(My jokes are all lame, so you guys can do the joke-telling sweatdrop For the good of everyone in the guild, please don't let me try to be funny!)  

[Faraam Knight]

ummm i think i have one ok here goes


ok its 6 inches long has a face ansd lives in my pants can you guess??





a five dollar bill if you guessed anything else well....your pretty sick minded  

[Evil Overlord Supreme]

DarkCavalier

ummm i think i have one ok here goes


ok its 6 inches long has a face ansd lives in my pants can you guess??





a five dollar bill if you guessed anything else well....your pretty sick minded

Nice one!!!(I figured that out! 3nodding )  

[snowie raven]

Here's an obvious one.

What's black, white, and read all over?







A newspaper!  

[Faraam Knight]

chuck norris wasnt oushed out as a baby he marched out
only 2 things in this world can cut diams another diamond and chuck norris
chuck noris is suing law and order for takeing the names of his left and right foot Law and Order
there was no shuch thing as the hiroshima bomb chuck norris just jumped out of a plane and hit the ground with his fist  

[TheNewLibrarian]

DarkCavalier

chuck norris wasnt oushed out as a baby he marched out
only 2 things in this world can cut diams another diamond and chuck norris
chuck noris is suing law and order for takeing the names of his left and right foot Law and Order
there was no shuch thing as the hiroshima bomb chuck norris just jumped out of a plane and hit the ground with his fist

Aww, yes! I love Chuck Norris jokes!
Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris xd  

[Faraam Knight]

chuck norris doesnt turn the lights on he turns the dark off
super man wears chuck norris pajamas
every night before the boogyman goes to bed he checks the closet for chuck norris  

[Evil Overlord Supreme]

DarkCavalier

chuck norris doesnt turn the lights on he turns the dark off
super man wears chuck norris pajamas
every night before the boogyman goes to bed he checks the closet for chuck norris

rofl LOL  

[TheNewLibrarian]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

...

"Where's my tractor?" rofl (I know it's lame, but I can't help laughing!)  

[Faraam Knight]

three guys are at a diner

1 says "i think i have the smallest head in the world
2 says "i MUST have the smallest hands in the world
3 says "i know i have the smallest p***s in the world

so they go and get interviewed for the Guiness Book of world records and come back and say:

1 says "i realy do have the smallest head in the world
2 says "i have the smallest hands in the world
3 says "who the hell is justin bieber?"  

[World_of_Randomx7]

DarkCavalier

three guys are at a diner

1 says "i think i have the smallest head in the world
2 says "i MUST have the smallest hands in the world
3 says "i know i have the smallest p***s in the world

so they go and get interviewed for the Guiness Book of world records and come back and say:

1 says "i realy do have the smallest head in the world
2 says "i have the smallest hands in the world
3 says "who the hell is justin bieber?"

Ah ha ha! rofl That is absolutely hilarious! Justin Bieber has the smallest "thing" in the world!  

[World_of_Randomx7]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

There once was a street named after Chuck Norris. They had to change it however, because nobody wanted to cross Chuck Norris.

-My friend could not stop telling Chuck Norris jokes at lunch today. I even have her voice in my head saying "Chuck Norris..." Again, "Chuck Norris...." I'm going crazy! But, I have to admit, these jokes are funny.  

[The Teller Q]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.  

[TheNewLibrarian]

The Teller Q

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

lol that one was great! rofl  

[snowie raven]

Clover_IceQueen

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

...

"Where's my tractor?" rofl (I know it's lame, but I can't help laughing!)

xDxD
I'm actually laughing right now.
rofl