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 Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:37 pm
Reply to the person above you then post a pick up line of your own~!
Example:
post 1
Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
post 2:
why yes it did but it helped that you catched me <3
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 i see
Got it? C:
I start:
Don't let your future pass you by *walks by you*
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:57 pm
My future looks pretty good. ;D
Are you a wrench, because everytime I see you, my nuts tighten.
xDDDDDDDD
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:58 pm
*falls to the ground laughing* ((I've had a friend get that once.))
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:03 pm
♭♮♯ Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet. Which is convenient, considering I'm a future star. *drums* (Since the sun is a star.)
I know you; we met once upon a dream. ♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world. ♯♮♭
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:25 pm
Nice ones, guys XD
PUL 1:
I've got my library card, and I'm checking you out!
PUL ******** me if I'm wrong, but do I know you?
PUL 3:
Your parents must be assholes, because you are the s**t!
(Please excuse the course language xD)
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:40 pm
wow three o.o ok
Answer1: giggles*
Answer2: facepalms*
Answer3: facepalms double force*
sweatdrop
Hey, do you have any band-aids? Because I skinned my knees falling for you.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:45 pm
No sorry, but I stole you're heart while you were falling, would you like it back?
1. I love you with my whole butt, I would say my heart but my butt is bigger!!
2. Do you have a map, because I got lost in your eyes.
3. Are you wearing space pants, because your butt is out of this world.
4. If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder *places hand on shoulder closest to me* or this shoulder *puts arm around you*?
I know a lot of pick up lines lol <3<3
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:44 am
1. awwhh i'm so touched
2. *gives map*
3. no but it's the jeans xP
4. awwww *swoons*
1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't seem to hold it in any longer
2. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
3. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
4. i'm going to be an astronaut and my next planet i'll be exploring will be Uranus.
5.What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
6. You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:55 am
I would give them a swift kick to the shin if they used any of those lines on me.
Excuse me, my d**k just died. Can I bury it in your a**?
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:22 am
Number 1:
may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Number 2:
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
Number 3:
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
number 4:
I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?
number 5:
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
number 6:
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
number 7:
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
number 8:
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
number 9:
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
number 10:
I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:47 am
 
•.❤`•.¸¸.•´´¯`••.¸¸.•´´¯`•´❤
It's impossible to findsomeone who will hurt you...•. ❤`•.¸¸.•´´¯`••.¸¸.•´´¯`•´❤ ^ Those are funny. lol
Your dad must be a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.
You be 6 and I'll be 9. ╚════════════════════╝
•.❤`•.¸¸.•´´¯`••.¸¸.•´´¯`•´❤You just have to find the oneWho will make all the worth it...•. ❤`•.¸¸.•´´¯`••.¸¸.•´´¯`•´❤
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:12 am
-giggle-
1. Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Cause your butt is calling me!
2. Did you eat lucky charms this morning cause you look magically delicious.
3. They call me _____ but you call me tonight.
4.Let's do some math; Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
(Sorry, last one is a bit inappropriate, but my friend told me it.))
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:19 pm
Why thank you. I'm flattered~
- Shouldn't you be at a BBQ? Cause your body's smokin'. (Made it up)
- You: Aw, this a cute pet! What's it's name?
Other: "You know... people say I'm cute... wanna know my name?" (Made it up)
- Other: "Do you have Irish in you?"
You: "No..?"
Other: "You want some?"
- The only difference between me and the titanic is that only 200 women went down on the titanic.
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:14 pm
These are hilarious! XDDDDDDD
-Like bacon?
Yeah.
Wanna strip?
-You must be Campbell's, 'cause you're Mmmmm mmmm good!
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:58 am
1st line, I would slap you.
2nd line, I might just go into a giggle fit.
I have no pick up lines cuz nobody has ever used one on my cuz I'm not cool or popular.
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