Favorite Quotes?

[Sora Nightwhisper]

What are some of your favorite funny quotes?
My all time fav: "Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil."  

[Sioga]

"That doesn't make sense... Let's go poke it with a stick."
-The Doctor

P.S. I love your signature!!

 

[Sora Nightwhisper]

Sioga

"That doesn't make sense... Let's go poke it with a stick."
-The Doctor

P.S. I love your signature!!

O haha i actually just changed it sweatdrop hehe  

[Coridae]

My favorites:

"Black holes are where god divided by zero."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

 

[vampiremistress702]

*points to sig* my favourite quote of all time!  

[anticupid16]

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If you're going to dream, dream big.

All of these are from Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray,. In fact, they're all by the same character: Lord Henry.

"Ah, my dear Basil, that is exactly why I can feel it. Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love, it is the faithless who know love's tragedies."
"Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul."
"Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot: that is all one can say."
"The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes."
"But what world says that? It can only be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms."
"It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying thigns against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true."

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[M y s t e r ii G h o s t]

Sometimes, Beyond the Question, there shouldn't have been an Answer.
(I invented this Quote myself)

 

[CrimsonsDecayingRose]

"I know the truth now, i know who you are and i don't love you anymore." Evanescence

"Life sucks. And then you die." Unknown.  

[Kid Izzy-Chan]

"If life sucks, c** down it throat"
-My Best Friend lol

 

[FenHareI]

"This s**t is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, ******** allowed to be sick of seeing my face, because it's my ********' face."
--Gerard Way.  

[TheOneOfName]

Just keep swimming. Dori

The only thing important in this world is love and peace. Vash The Stampede.

Stupid rich people. Fujioka Haruhi.  

[MearaT]

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." ~Anon... MY FAVORITE! <3

"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: This glass is half full. And then there are those who say: This glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full. AND it was a bigger glass!"
~"The Truth," Terry Pratchett <3

 

[They Call Me Homewrecker]

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."  

[NanikaYuki]

I got some

"This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soul mate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about."
— Marilyn Monroe

"imagination is more important than knowledge, Knowledge is Limited, Imagination encircles the world." - Albert Einstien

"Unfortunately, a super-abundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares." -Sir Peter Ustinov  

[Stormgem]

"When life gives you lemons - turn them in to explosive devices and hurl them straight back at life. See how it deals with the unexpected."
-My best friend. This was her response to finding out that she had cancer.

"Age is a thing of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter"
- Mark Twain

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
- Timon off the Lion King....

"I can't stay young for the rest of my life, but I can be immature forever."
- I can't remember who this was by....