How to get kicked out of Walmart!

[smileness]

No , I do not want want to get kicked out of Walmart but its amusing to read! ;D Post your ideas! ;D
My ideas :
1. Find SUPER runny chocolate and dump it all over the floors and do the CHOCOLATE slide!
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2. Run around the store screaming "IM RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME FREE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :3  

[smexyskunk12]

lol eek  

[nai laa]

lets see you can go around squirting your water gun a t people  

[the_kill_from_yesterday]

noo.. your supposed to gt runny chocolate and rub some on ur pants and then dropp the rest on the floor and wait for some 1 that works there to walk past and start crying >:{D  

[Eggalaxies]

Go get skittles packs like 20 of them and open all of them and throw some at ppl and dump some on the ground and when someone works here come over to sweep they should be freaked out THEY hav to clean all this mess up!!!!!!!
eek eek eek eek eek xD xD xD xD  

[Basochist]

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"  

[cute flair]

go try on some thing and get runny chocolate dump it all over the item and leave it in the fitting room  

[Ritsmi]

umm...take alot clothes from the clothing department, make a really big pile(and i mean big) go underneath the clothes and stay there till someoneand you scare em.  

[KittyKittycat99]

hmmm, well, you could just rip packages open, but den u gotta pay.... i say mess w/ peeplz heads!hide BEHIND the clothing rack (so the browser cant see you) and when u know sumones there, say, "i know you want me, cmon! pick me!!!" ive actualy done tht, i heard them move the hangers around, so i talked more, XD but i didnt get kicked out! (phwew)  

[merpderp19974]

h y p e r x m u s i c

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

LMAO IVE DONE #13....good times...good times XD  

[ii-DorkiDino-ii]

Pee Ur Phants And Run Around Saying I Ish Pee'd On Me D:  

[sexuallly friendly]

grabs all the clothes u can and rip them or kick the clerk and then throw candy at people of run around naked screams oh yeah naked people rule lol or prank call them saying your cat is lost in their store  

[nerdynerdelmo]

that's cute  

[Poptarts x3]

TheEmoPimp1992

h y p e r x m u s i c

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

LMAO IVE DONE #13....good times...good times XD

I'm gonna keep those sin mine XD  

[xXxMimi-96xXx]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

h y p e r x m u s i c

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"