Couples you DETEST?

[Fatgirl and Robin]

LEAVE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.

So, I normally support any couple thrown at me. There are a few I don't, of course, but I can understand why people like it. But there is this one I detest with such a passion that whenever someone mentions it, I go into a furious rant. It just gets my blood boiling and I throw s**t and scream. The sad part is I'm not exaggerating. You can ask my best friend. She's met this fury many, MANY times.
Now, what couple could be SO bad that I verbally attack my best friend for bringing it up?
Amuto from Shugo Chara.
My GOD I ******** hate this couple. I don't even know WHY. I normally like couples like that! I normally adore guys like Ikuto. But something about Amuto/Ikuto makes me want to throw babies into the air and use them for target practice. And I like babies.
So, does anyone else have a 'don't-ever-mention-it' couple? Or am I just insane?

 

[Aria of Blood]

sasuke and sakura i have nothing against either of them im not a sasuke fangirl its just that one of my friends is and she wont shut up about them  

[Hester Peche]

Any forced shounen-ai/yaoi couples...

I hate it! If they weren't already gay for eachother then don't force it!  

[Rei Uchikino]

Hester Peche

Any forced shounen-ai/yaoi couples...

I hate it! If they weren't already gay for eachother then don't force it!

Agreed.  

[Lieutenant Shotgun]

Any Naruto couples. They ******** suck.  

[Namikikyo]

Any cross fanfiction couple.

If they were meant to be in that manga or video game, I think the writers would have ******** made it so.

None of this, Naruto/Sora bull crap.. Or Inchigo/Snoopy s**t.

Gosh darn, Cunts. Fudging s**t up for ********>  

[Lieutenant Shotgun]

Original characters and cannons.

Especially when they're like, "This, this, this, and that like me, too. Sigh."

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Make your own ******** characters, damn it.  

[l - i M B A - l]

♥ikuto - amu♥
♥yuki - zero♥


♥♥♥THE BEST!♥♥♥

 

[Lieutenant Shotgun]

These are couples you DETEST. Couples you DISLIKE.  

[Zephyrkitty]

Hester Peche

Any forced shounen-ai/yaoi couples...

I hate it! If they weren't already gay for eachother then don't force it!

Forced couples in general are either terrible or hilarious crack depending on how they're pulled off.


I've never understood Eriol/Tomoyo. They both have canon love interests, and the two of them never really even talk to each other, but a lot of fans seem to really like the pairing for some reason.  

[Rei Uchikino]

Namikikyo

Any cross fanfiction couple.

If they were meant to be in that manga or video game, I think the writers would have ******** made it so.

None of this, Naruto/Sora bull crap.. Or Inchigo/Snoopy s**t.

Gosh darn, Cunts. Fudging s**t up for me.

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Thank you! God, I hate that crap.  

[dragonflame3333]

IchiHime from Bleach.
NEVARRRRR!!!!!!!!! I absolutely hate that couple! I believe Ichigo should be with Rukia, NOT Orihime. Orihime and Ulquiorra are a cute couple,even tho the latter half is deceased. (Plus, I dislike Orihime.)  

[nine-step waltz]

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It seems we're all agreeing on forced parings, either Het or non. If they're only meant as crack it's fine, but when people start going, "OMG MII OTP!!!" it bothers me.

Parings I hate
1. Kira/Flay - Gundam SEED
2. Hitsugaya/Karin - Bleach
3. Xion/Riku or Xion/Roxas - Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

And anything that goes against my few actual OTP's in fandom, but I don't bash I just ignore... Except with Xion... I hate her so much... grrr
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[0ptimistic Pessimism]

Lieutenant Shotgun

These are couples you DETEST. Couples you DISLIKE.

XD  

[Rei Uchikino]

Lieutenant Shotgun

Original characters and cannons.

Especially when they're like, "This, this, this, and that like me, too. Sigh."

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Make your own ******** characters, damn it.

Okay, I'll go ahead and admit it. I'm guilty of pairing OCs and cannon characters. ._.