Best Yaoi Quotes Of All Time

[69_Go-Go_69]

I believe mine would be:

"The pain... the pleasure... and the shame all drive me crazy."

Misaki Takahashi
-Junjou Romantica

 

[Himeko Makimachi]

"Maybe it's impossible to be absolutely sure of anything. But I can tell you one thing - there's no one in this world I could ever love more than I love you."

-Nowaki
-Junjou Romantica (Egoist Arc)

P.S. Junjou Egoist is teh ultimatest of shmex.

 

[Ritsmi]

69_Go-Go_69

I believe mine would be:

"The pain... the pleasure... and the shame all drive me crazy."

Misaki Takahashi
-Junjou Romantica

wow. i like that one. :3 so cool....  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

"I don't want to see your privates this early in the morning!"
"You used to love my privates!"

- Isaac and Jamal, Black Sun by Ogasawara Uki

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[No Gambling in Paradix]

Geez, so many to choose from sweatdrop !

Heh, so many from the Junjou series smile ...it's just so quotable (among other things).

"No!! Stop, you perverted old man!"

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"Are you alright?"
"Of course not!"  

[69_Go-Go_69]

MidnightXUchiha

69_Go-Go_69

I believe mine would be:

"The pain... the pleasure... and the shame all drive me crazy."

Misaki Takahashi
-Junjou Romantica

wow. i like that one. :3 so cool....

Why thank you^^  

[69_Go-Go_69]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

"I don't want to see your privates this early in the morning!"
"You used to love my privates!"

- Isaac and Jamal, Black Sun by Ogasawara Uki

- Oscar Wilde.

...Nice

 

[Drakie Cakie]

Break away from everybody, break away from everything.

-= "Your thing is poking me!!"
-Kimitachi Okoko no Ko. =-

If you can't stand the way this place is, take yourself to higher places.

 

[Infinite Pandora]

Oh I have so many, my favorite one from the Junjou series is
"No, pause! I just went into totally stupid girly virgin mode!!"
~Takahashi Misaki

But my current favorite quote is the one in my siggy
"If you care for me in the same way I do for you,
I'll become giddy with joy, push my luck,
and believe I'm the most deliriously happy person in the world."
~Okujou no Bai-Bai

 

[Sieffre]

I actually have a notepad file where I collect these sorts of things. It currently has over 18,000 words, but here's the yaoi-related ones:

sam_storyteller

"Don't worry about it. Wear what you want. Wear nothing, if you want. I wouldn't mind. Hey, we should make that a rule. Naked Friday or something."

Anne Higgins

Hell, it might even be a way around his father's edict about no more homosexual affairs. 'He's not a man, Dad. He's an alien.'

Android

"Caldwell." He offered his hand, and Caldwell did not hesitate to take it. "Nothing personal," Dean said. "I don't know you. I shouldn't have called you a cocksucker."

Caldwell shrugged. "Technically it's a perfectly accurate description, Mr. Secretary," he allowed, with complete composure.

Minotaur

Like a hankie is really necessary to tell that a guy is smoking a cigar.

He has a point.

Dovielr

"How would you like to help me make the Shrieking Shack shriek again?"

Best Harry Potter pick-up line ever.

Josephine Darcy

There's never an annoying co-worker/enlisted man/boss/cop/alien around who says: "Gee, you two spend a lot of time together.....are you gay?"

And my all-time favourite, not because it's funny, but because it sums up my own beliefs about sexuality...

I honestly have no idea

Many individuals will find that their tastes vary over time, or affix themselves to a certain person rather than a sex in general.

 

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Ha! The cocksucker one is brilliant!

I used to have a word file of brilliant quotes but alas, it died with my old lappy.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Sieffre]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Ha! The cocksucker one is brilliant!

I used to have a word file of brilliant quotes but alas, it died with my old lappy.

- Oscar Wilde.

Haha, it's followed up in part 2 with:

Quote:

"It ran through my mind," Dean continued, "to call you a persistent little bugger, but you would probably have told me it was a perfectly accurate description – and I think that comes under the heading of 'too much information'. Don't you, Colonel?"

That sucks about losing all your quotes, though. D; That's why I back mine up carefully.  

[4everclueless]

hahaha What's that one from?  

[Sieffre]

An Air Force One fanfic. I'm afraid I can't link to it though. sweatdrop

Gekizetsu

They settled on Fiesta Ware in burgundy and dark blue and because it wasn’t girly, and they could agree on the colors. Partly. Sam kept trying to explain that the colors were actually called cinnabar and cobalt, Dean responded that to people with actual testosterone in their bodies, they were just red and blue.

 

[Blacker Than Gray]

Jay:oh what a night i just hope he's not to shocked when he wakes up
P.B.: Oh that was the weirdest dream ever *looks at naked jay* OH SH-

-P.B.&Jay