Yeah, you heard me! Harry Potter Limericks! I made these to cheer up LadyNox. Now I'm going to share them. Woo hoo!
There was a young man named Harry
Who swore that he never would marry
But then he met Ron
And they got it on
And now Ron's baby he carries.
Viktor was a boy who liked Quidditch
He really could handle a snitch
But when it came to boobs
He always would loose
So he learned how to handle a broomstick.
Ron Weasely can't handle spiders.
When he encounters them he gets quite...er
Embarrassingly Shrill
until someone will kill
Those eight legged arachnid nightmares!
Here's a bonus yuri limerick!
Hermione is a smart little witch.
Pansy Parkinsin says she's a b***h.
But Hermione showed her
She really made her purr
And now they're going to be hitched.
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