WORST Neo-Pagan Religion. EVER.

[starpocalypse]

Hahah! XD

I had this one dream a few days ago... it was so weird. eek

Let's just say that all of my classmates from my earlier school years [mostly the people who bullied me] came in and invaded my house, and threw me to the floor.

You know what they forced me to do? Here's a little script that shows everything in a nutshell...

Starring:

Chris [leader of the religion. it's this guy who bullied me. a LOT.]
and Me. City.

Chris: CONVERT YOURSELF! -cocks gun-
Me: Eh...? o-O To what?!
Chris: THE NEW, ALL POWERFUL RELIGION! It is the only righteous one!
Me: ...huh?
Chris: EDWARD CULLEN IS OUR GOD! YOU MUST SERVE HIM!

--end of script--

If Twilight ever became a religion. I'd fcking commit suicide.

It sucks that much.

Who agrees with me?

Now post what you would do in that situation. If you were me. XD

 

[TeaDidikai]

If I was truly afraid of the gun (aka, not lucid dreaming) I'd shrug and go along with it, all the while thinking what a nutcase someone is for worshiping a fictional vampire that was constructed by a less than eloquent author who has deep seeded Enneagram 4 issues.  

[Aino Ailill]

I'd pretend to be converted until I could find an out.

Why would a religion centering around Twilight coming into existence prompt you to suicide? I'd think there are more objectionable practices in the present than a cult focused around the series.  

[starpocalypse]

n_n It was an expression. I really hate Twilight. For personal, private reasons.

 

[starpocalypse]

And TeaDidikai... o-O Everytime I click on the Booty Grab logo, it doesn't start the game.

 

[Aino Ailill]

City Dreamer

n_n It was an expression. I really hate Twilight. For personal, private reasons.

Oh. x.x I'm a very literal person and, so, often do not understand such things. Sorry. sweatdrop

EDIT: litteral -> literal. Apparently Litteral is a family name and so spell check didn't pick up on it.  

[TeaDidikai]

Aino Ailill

Why would a religion centering around Twilight coming into existence prompt you to suicide?

To say nothing of the fact it's already happened. Mr. Darks will find any foothold they can.  

[starpocalypse]

It's okay~~ <33 n_n LOL I'm a literal person sometimes... I was so confused at the appearance of one of my schoolmates, everytime he/she said they were ____ gender, I'd believe them. XD

 

[TeaDidikai]

City Dreamer

And TeaDidikai... o-O Everytime I click on the Booty Grab logo, it doesn't start the game.

Report it as a bug?  

[River_Moonwolf]

Let me begin by saying I like vampire stories. Quite a bit actually, when done right. The Twilight series, however, causes me to experience a burning need to grab a stake and go hunting. A religion based on this, the very idea of a religion based on this, causes extreme pain to my poor, troubled brain.

Thank you for allowing the rant. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.  

[TeaDidikai]

River_Moonwolf

Let me begin by saying I like vampire stories.

Never saw the appeal really. Vampires, by their nature, suck.  

[River_Moonwolf]

That was bad. REALLY bad. eek  

[Aino Ailill]

TeaDidikai

River_Moonwolf

Let me begin by saying I like vampire stories.

Never saw the appeal really. Vampires, by their nature, suck.

Not necessarily. There was this cartoon (involving Sccoby Doo, Frankenstein, etc. I believe) where Dracula corrected this myth. Vampires scrape and lick, not suck. xp  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

TeaDidikai

River_Moonwolf

Let me begin by saying I like vampire stories.

Never saw the appeal really. Vampires, by their nature, suck.

rofl rofl rofl  

[TeaDidikai]

Aino Ailill

TeaDidikai

River_Moonwolf

Let me begin by saying I like vampire stories.

Never saw the appeal really. Vampires, by their nature, suck.

Not necessarily. There was this cartoon (involving Sccoby Doo, Frankenstein, etc. I believe) where Dracula corrected this myth. Vampires scrape and lick, not suck. xp

~wince~ Scooby Doo as source material.

I've often questioned the sanity of people who enjoy reading about monsters whose sole sustenance involves treating people as food.