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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:16 pm
*Note:I do not take credit for these ideas, I found them on the internet and had to share here* 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bunch of female objects (Tampons, thongs, bras, etc.) in a macho-looking man's cart.(just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:56 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:30 pm
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
HEE-LAR-EE-US!
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:51 pm
Lolz awesome. It's really funny!
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:03 pm
wheel chair races at night bra on the head, walking around the store walking down the main isle in a line, singing something really stupid playing with all the toys
yes, it was after the age of 30. no, we weren't inebriated. ok, we didn't get kicked out, but it came close.
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:44 pm
iv don #5 its fun and u dont get kiked out cool twisted mrgreen burning_eyes pirate rofl
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:36 am
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!Not!
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:28 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:32 pm
I like hiding in the clothes racks and saying random things when people come up. Fun times, fun times
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:21 pm
iMuZicNinJa 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!" rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl HEE-LAR-EE-US! Me and my couz did this. We got asked to leave but only after we ran into the wall and nocked over a cloths rack xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:48 pm
Gail13 iMuZicNinJa 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!" rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl HEE-LAR-EE-US! Me and my couz did this. We got asked to leave but only after we ran into the wall and nocked over a cloths rack xd lmfao, you win!
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:30 pm
I am so gonna do that stuff
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:22 pm
LMAO. Seriously, #10?? xd
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