Life Long Dreams

[Demon_soulex]

I'd like to ask you what you would like to do in your future. Your dreams. Your hopes. You know, what you plan to do with your life. Next, I would like to ask you to say the best joke you ever told.  

[Amaranthix]

Well, I just don't want to screw up my life =P get a good paying job, get married and have kids,when im OLDER .... i also want to go to AUSTRALIAAAA!!! and all over europe! ^-^


i like dead baby jokes:


Whats worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?

-100 dead babies in a garbage can


Whats worse than that?


-a live on at the bottom


Worse than that?


-the live baby eating his way out



Worse than that?


-the baby coming back for more!!




hehe  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

right...

I wanna take over the world...
But it never seems to happen...
I always get distracted by shiny things when I step out of my house to start...


I GOTTA WARM DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!!!!
IT'S CHOCOLATE COOKIE GOODNESS!!!
blaugh  

[Demon_soulex]

Ahhh! That's a harsh joke.

Mine is to live forever with my GF, get married to her, have two kids, become a great videogame artist, and become the first guard to guard the gates of heaven.


There once was on old lady
who lived in a shoe.
It had a foundation
and it was poo.
She opened the front door
and then came a fling.
She died of
poo poisoning!
hahahahahaha!!!!!  

[Elemental_Fighter]

i want to be wanted by the ones that love and need me.

why did the rabbit cross the road?

because he thought he could beat the chicken across the road.  

[Demon_soulex]

I see....
ok i still want to be loved by my GF for the rest of my life.
I know she is the one, as well.

Joke:
I.....had a dream....
That gaians..... would rule the world....  

[Amaranthix]

ok, i have a better way of explaining my dream:

not regretting anything

joke:


Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

-Because he was sitting on the deck! aha, corny, i know =)  

[Demon_soulex]

Why couldn't the zebra read between the lines?

Because he had no words!  

[Elemental_Fighter]

Do you know what is funnier than Black and White television?

A Black and White television that is in color!  

[Demon_soulex]

There once was a ship on the sea. It had a full crew and a Captian.
The crew loved thier captian. One day, they noticed an enemy ship on the horizon.
The captian said, "Someone bring me my red shirt."
Baffled by this request, they still handed him his red shirt.
The battle raged on. Roars of thunder, calls from the hunters, yells of pain and suffering.
and they defeated the enemy ship.
After the battle the crew asked the captian, "Why did you ask for your red shirt before the battle."
The captian replied, "So if I was shot, you would not see me bleed. and you would carry on knowing that I was alright."
The next day, another enemy ship was spotted on the horizon.
and the shirt was asked for and was brought. They defeated the enemy ship.
The next day they asked again why the red shirt.
The captian replied again, "So if I was shot, you would not see me bleed, and you would carry on knowing that I am alright."
The crew was happy to have their captian. Their captian was a great captian.
The very next day, 20 enemy ships were spotted on the horizon.
The captian said, "Someone bring me my brown pants."  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

What's wit the pirate jokes in a Ninja guild? sweatdrop  

[zrero_]

i want to be the first person to say i fulfilled my lifelong dream of not having a dream.
and i would also like to meet boxxy, and kiss the ground she walks on.

but now for the important stuff:

so a farmer goes to a market.
and he orders some chicken..
but he really wanted corn.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(story of my life rite ther)  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Hey zrero_, who's boxxy?