Yaoi, My mum thinks ones a girl

[Claudia LeStrange]

I got bored a searched for some yaoi phrase things these are my faves
Yaoi, My mum thinks ones a girl
Yaoi, Cause the only boobs i need to see are my own
Yaoi, Would be my guilty pleasure... if i feelt guilty about
Yaoi, Cause you can't spell Sasuke without uke
Yaoi, You'll never look at twins the same way again

Does anyone else know anymore ?
 

[Jimmy Kitten]

yaoi, stands for Youthful Aspiration Of Intercourse xd  

[Valcie]

You don't look at me the same way as you used to? XD
No, but those are funny!


When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my yaoi. That's the price she has to pay.


EDIT: Fangirl in the making! XD  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

I saw a demotivator with the Hitachiin twins that said "TWINCEST: Gives new meaning to the phrase 'go ******** yourself.'"

A few I can think up off the top of my head...
- Yaoi: Because hot guy + hot guy + sex = Super Hot!
- Yaoi: One hot guy just isn't enough.
- Yaoi: Basically, it's two men having sex.

I googled "Yaoi Catch Phrases" and found a Movie Catch Phrase Generator.
You enter a word and it subs that word into movie catch phrases. Such as...
"First rule of Yaoi Club is - you do not talk about Yaoi Club." - Fight Club
"But why is the yaoi gone?" - POTC
"You had me at 'yaoi'." - Jerry Maguire
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Yaoi Room!" - Dr. Strangelove
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful yaoi." Casablanca
rofl  

[kyra-san]

@Ashlynn: Neato! I love random generators! *tries it*

"This yaoi attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it." - The Village
"I'm going to make him a yaoi he can't refuse." - The Godfather
"This is your yaoi for your husband... and this is my yaoi for your yaoi." - Brazil
"I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American yaoi." - Superman
"I love the smell of yaoi in the morning." - Apocalypse Now
"Madness? This is Yaoi!" - 300
"Keep your friends close, but your yaoi closer." - The Godfather Part II
"After all, tomorrow is another yaoi!" - Gone With the Wind

This is fun! (:

I never knew The Village was refering to rabid fangirls.
 

[deactivatedfedcba]

My favorite that I've gotten? "Here's looking at yaoi, kid."  

[JeiMuze]

Here's some pretty famous ones:

YAOI
MY ANTI-DRUG

Forget the cookies,
The Dark Side has
YAOI

Y.A.O.I
Yamate! Oshiri ga Itai!!
(Stop! My a** hurts!!)

 

[ConfirmDeletion]

Random generator, had to do it~The second to last one makes me sad =.=

You want the yaoi? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. -It's a Wonderful Life

Keep your friends close, but your yaoi closer. -The Godfather Part II

You take the blue yaoi - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. -The Matrix

No other factory in the world mixes its yaoi by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right. -Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty yaoi! -Life of Brian

Do not go into the yaoi. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it. -Poltergeist

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a yaoi lasts forever. -Gentlemen Prefer Blondes  

[iLickmimes]

Heehee funny. Well this is a little off topic but whenever me or my friends parents ask what yaoi is we say Young Academics on Ice. cool  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

iLickmimes

Heehee funny. Well this is a little off topic but whenever me or my friends parents ask what yaoi is we say Young Academics on Ice. cool

Wouldn't it just be great if there was actually a "Young Academics On Ice" anime? And they used paddles? And there was dude-on-dude lovin'?

..... I totally have a plot for it. >>;;  

[kyra-san]

I love you random generator.

"Few men ever swapped more than one yaoi with Sean Regan." - The Big Sleep
"Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little yaoi like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?" - Gremlins  

[User_2629207]

kyra-san

"This yaoi attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it." - The Village

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

THIS ONE.
*is dying of laughter* These phrases would be great ads for a BL convention... xD

"They may take away our yaoi, but they'll never take our freedom!" - Braveheart

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world yaoi didn't exist." - The Usual Suspects

"I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this yaoi." - Close Encounters of The Third Kind

"Dave, my yaoi is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!" - 2001: A Space Oddysey (THIS ONE OMFG BAHAHAHA)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my yaoi. Prepare to die!" - The Princess Bride

"Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million yaoi!" - Austin Powers

"All work and no Yaoi makes Jack a dull boy." (I'll say!)

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

I like these.

"Yaoi... Because there ARE girls on the internet"
"Yaoi... It does a body good."



And I made up the one in my sig all by my lonesome!  

[-Not A Cynic_Just Bored-]

Everything I learned about sex I learned from Yaoi.

xD

Edit: HOLY ********! Saffron, those are so good! xD *dies of laughter*  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Thank you random generators ^^ I hate the last one though.

"I have always depended on the kindness of yaoi." A Streetcar Named Desire

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce yaoi. Aren't you?" The Graduate

"One yaoi's too many, and a hundred's not enough." The Lost Weekend

"You gonna bark all day, little yaoi? Or are you gonna bite?" Reservoir Dogs (I hope Im not the only one who tought that one was kinda perverted sweatdrop )

"With great power comes great yaoi." Spider-Man

"I find your lack of yaoi disturbing." Star Wars: A New Hope

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his yaoi." It's a Wonderful Life

"May the Yaoi be with you." Star Wars

"I am big! It's the yaoi that got small." Sunset Boulevard

"I want that yaoi, not excuses." Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

"A boy's best friend is his yaoi." Psycho

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the yaoi." Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Ok, Im done now xD I think I might have gone overboard....o.0