Corrupt a Wish!

[The Shining Capella]

Very Simple
Make A Wish
Next Person Grants It (Corrupts It In The Process), and Makes New Wish
And It Continues From There

For example:
1st person: "I wish for a killer chibi"
Next person: "Granted, But It Kills Itself
I Wish For A New Version Of FFVII"
And so on :3
Enjoy!
Here's the first wish

I wish tablets came with every computer  

[kawaiieevee321]

Oh, granted!
However, both the computer and the tablet are defective and are then rendered useless.

I wish that my backpack didn't have that gaping hole in the bottom!
D:
 

[The Shining Capella]

Granted, but now it has a gaping hole in the top that cant be zipped up

I wish my ice cream didnt melt )':  

[blue sage wolf]

Granted, but now it's made of plastic

i wish my toes weren't cold  

[The Shining Capella]

Granted, but now you have no toes.

I wish I could eat this Hershey bar in ONE BITE  

[onigiri kuri]

Granted, but then you choke on it :0

I wish it would rain.

 

[Izene]

Granted
How ever it will be acid rain!

I wish I have a giant marshmellow!  

[blue sage wolf]

granted but the marshmallow is stale
i wish i didn't have fleas in my room  

[The Shining Capella]

Granted, but now you have lice in your room

I wish I didnt hafta go to Driver's Ed today Dx  

[blue sage wolf]

i think i rather have the fleas but on to your wish

granted, but you never get your license

i wish i could be a vampire and not a dorky twilight one ether!  

[Izene]

Granted
But you will get HIV from all the sucking.
And you will SUCK!

I wish my wish won't be currupted  

[The Dimming Arcturus]

Granted, but that was your last wish EVER

I wish Capella wasnt being hacked  

[Izene]

Granted but she will be banned!!!!!!



I wish Santa Clause was not real and just a fantasy to scare little kids.  

[The Dimming Arcturus]

Granted, but the Easter Bunny from Silent Hill 3 IS real

I wish I had an Automaton Arm : P  

[Izene]

Granted,but it will be on your leg

lol

I wish I am a Cyborg(from Terminater)