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[TH3 PANDA H3RO]

Dear Miss Momo13:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Aka

MEME MOMENT!

Instructions on 2nd post. (:

Have fun, and enjoy! Laugh at other people's answers.  

[TH3 PANDA H3RO]

1) Use the skeleton provided below.

2) Answer the question that are under the skeleton, and put your answer in the spaces in the skeleton I provided. (:

3) You don't have to put in what you choose, just the caption beside your answer like the example above!

Dear [u][b](the last person who left a comment on your profile)[/b][/u]:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but [u][b](answer to number 1)[/b][/u]. I think I realized it [u][b](answer to number 2)[/b][/u] [u][b](answer to number 3)[/b][/u] and I saw you [u][b](answer to number 4)[/b][/u] [u][b](answer to number 5)[/b][/u]. I'm sure you're [u][b](answer to number 6)[/b][/u] enough to understand [u][b](answer to number 7)[/b][/u]. I'm returning [u][b](answer to number 8)[/b][/u] to you, but I'll keep [u][b](answer to number 9)[/b][/u] as a memory. You should also know that I [u][b](answer to number 10)[/b][/u] [u][b](answer to number 11)[/b][/u].

[u][b](answer to number 12)[/b][/u],
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - ******** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family  

[TillxGone]

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
Hot damn. :]

Dear haruko_attack!!!:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When I threw up In your closet and I saw you Sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The apartment building .

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail ,
My Name. :]

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Ayersi]

.:. Dear thatStalkerGuy:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When I threw up In your camping car and I saw you Carve your initials into The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
feuer .:.

.:. @ Meiazure
D:
Our love is gone?! Dx
I seriously laughed out loud ; w; .:.

 

[Meiazure]

Dear Feuerleben:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head as you ate enchilada and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember our friendship.

In pain,
Meiazure

Oh dear god. Some parts seem to flow too well together. xD

@Feuer: Yeah. Our love is GONE. D<

Lol. Just kidding mrgreen  

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(: It's nice to see some replies~  

[Sarahmooo]

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your profile):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok Outside of Chicago and I saw you Drive out My best friend. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break Our friendship.

Warm regards,

Sarah


That was fun xD

 

[SapphireSara3]

Dear whoever:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it last year in your camp car and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about a passionate interest for mice.

Go burn,
Sara  

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Miss Sara!

You did a sex-change? o: Why, I never knew about that!

Neither did I know you have a passionate interest for mice.

While miss Sarah always wanted to break someone's friendship. ):  

[SapphireSara3]

mhmm, i'm secretly a man on the inside. o:

the mouse part is kinda ironic though because people always freak out when they see mice in the subways & i'm one of the few who really doesn't care. today, there was like a family of rats in the station and all of my friends were just screaming while i stood there like, " stare "

 

[TillxGone]

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
Sara's has to be one of the funniest I have read.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[SapphireSara3]

TillxGone

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
Sara's has to be one of the funniest I have read.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

Really? I thought mine was kinda boring compared to the others.

 

[SapphireSara3]

feuerleben

I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory.

now that's epic.

 

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SapphireSara3

feuerleben

I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory.

now that's epic.

I second that. |D;;