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Creepy Clown Town

PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:55 pm


So with the holiday season I figured I would share something interesting about my car.When it snows and then I turn on my engine the star of David appears on my hood.Here is a picture:
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I think my car is trying to tell me something eek
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:37 pm


It has to do with the way the hood of that car is made, If you look at the underside underneath the flame retardant you will see the stability welds and ridges form that pattern. And since they stick down further than the rest of the hood they get hotter first before the rest of the hood absorbs the radiant heat from the engine.

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charamath

PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:47 pm


Convert! Just kidding, my car does the same thing wink
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:15 pm


I thought you were going to say that it wouldn't work on Saturdays. sweatdrop

That is pretty odd though! Kind of like the face of Jesus appearing on toast or something.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:55 pm


Draconian Pheonix
It has to do with the way the hood of that car is made, If you look at the underside underneath the flame retardant you will see the stability welds and ridges form that pattern. And since they stick down further than the rest of the hood they get hotter first before the rest of the hood absorbs the radiant heat from the engine.
Way to kill the magic! scream Kidding, that's actually quite interesting and I didn't know about it.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:05 pm


Draconian Pheonix
It has to do with the way the hood of that car is made, If you look at the underside underneath the flame retardant you will see the stability welds and ridges form that pattern. And since they stick down further than the rest of the hood they get hotter first before the rest of the hood absorbs the radiant heat from the engine.
I like to think of my car more magical than that thank you very much xp

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CeraKnight

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:55 am


well that's interesting.. although it doesnt quite have all the lines of the star.. so your in luck.. your car isn't jewish now you can drive it on saturdays hehe
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:37 am


Sorry, Sorry for the BuzzKill. I was just coming up with random scientific sounding gibberish to cover the fact that the Mechanical Ley Lines reinforcing the Magical Integrity of your Spacial Impetus Facilitator were bleeding off excess energy into the 4rth dimension so that the Penumbra didn't overwhelm the defenses of your Gerbil Train. And that's the real reason your hood looks like that.

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Amarella Harte

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:45 pm


Holding my sides and rofl
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:07 pm


Draconian Pheonix
Sorry, Sorry for the BuzzKill. I was just coming up with random scientific sounding gibberish to cover the fact that the Mechanical Ley Lines reinforcing the Magical Integrity of your Spacial Impetus Facilitator were bleeding off excess energy into the 4rth dimension so that the Penumbra didn't overwhelm the defenses of your Gerbil Train. And that's the real reason your hood looks like that.

LOL! Ohh no! *Panics*

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Creepy Clown Town

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:36 pm


Draconian Pheonix
Sorry, Sorry for the BuzzKill. I was just coming up with random scientific sounding gibberish to cover the fact that the Mechanical Ley Lines reinforcing the Magical Integrity of your Spacial Impetus Facilitator were bleeding off excess energy into the 4rth dimension so that the Penumbra didn't overwhelm the defenses of your Gerbil Train. And that's the real reason your hood looks like that.
sounds more like a diagnosis of a disease
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:11 pm


Draconian Pheonix
Sorry, Sorry for the BuzzKill. I was just coming up with random scientific sounding gibberish to cover the fact that the Mechanical Ley Lines reinforcing the Magical Integrity of your Spacial Impetus Facilitator were bleeding off excess energy into the 4rth dimension so that the Penumbra didn't overwhelm the defenses of your Gerbil Train. And that's the real reason your hood looks like that.

rofl i fell out of my chair and i'm still laughing, having trouble breathing now

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:26 am


Everyone has given very good explanations, which are almost assuredly the correct ones. However, if it turns out that your car is Jewish after all (I guess you could check to see if there's a little nick in the tailpipe?), you might want to get it one of these.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:37 am


Draconian Pheonix
Sorry, Sorry for the BuzzKill. I was just coming up with random scientific sounding gibberish to cover the fact that the Mechanical Ley Lines reinforcing the Magical Integrity of your Spacial Impetus Facilitator were bleeding off excess energy into the 4rth dimension so that the Penumbra didn't overwhelm the defenses of your Gerbil Train. And that's the real reason your hood looks like that.
Beautiful.

Areashine

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Agent Ginrei

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:39 pm


Draconian Pheonix
Sorry, Sorry for the BuzzKill. I was just coming up with random scientific sounding gibberish to cover the fact that the Mechanical Ley Lines reinforcing the Magical Integrity of your Spacial Impetus Facilitator were bleeding off excess energy into the 4rth dimension so that the Penumbra didn't overwhelm the defenses of your Gerbil Train. And that's the real reason your hood looks like that.


Absolutely brilliant.
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