Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[Soulless Neko]

Think of your craziest thing you would say to get out of going to work or school.

Such as..

Cause all my clothes shrank and the only thing I had was a pair rainbow colored thongs.... eek

 

[Misty Marina]

I got bit by my dog & they thought he had rabies so I had to get tested~  

[Soulless Neko]

I forgot where my front door was..

 

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

i was on fire and had no clue what to do... burning_eyes  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Megan Fox came over and wanted to try out my bed without her clothes.  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

my house burned down and my dog was peein on it -_-  

[The Delirium Trigger]

My spleen fell out. 'Nuff said.  

[iiNightx]

i couldnt get to the bus stop....the chicken was crossing the road  

[Soulless Neko]

I stepped on a crack.

 

[LordVesquan]

I thought I went blind...but it turned out I just forgot to open my eyes sweatdrop  

[lorrik]

Some friends came over to visit me yesterday.  

[iiNightx]

lorrik

Some friends came over to visit me yesterday.

I couldnt get to work because that excuse stank up my house and i passes out from the fumes  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

ANIMALS TOOK OVER THE WORLD! scream  

[The Delirium Trigger]

I feel like getting paid so I can't work today.  

[URL-Length]

My dog ate my brain so i can't go to school.