Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer ..:::Game:::..

[Soulless Neko]

I'll start out by asking a stupid question, such as

(eg.) Why is the sky blue?

and someone else will answer it in a smartass way, and ask their own stupid question.

(eg.) It’s depressed about the economy.

Simple, right? Ready? Here we go!


Why can’t you get butter from a butterfly?

 

[AnimeAddict88]

Because they're all selfish and keep it for their own toast!

Why do ninjas wear masks?  

[Soulless Neko]

Cause they all have nasty farts..

Why is the Sun yellow?

 

[Pein of Wolves]

Because Chuck Norris' toilet broke.

How many members of this guild am i going to eat tomorrow?  

[Soulless Neko]

23 cause nightquil tastes like liquid death.

where does the poop go when you flush the toilet?

 

[Pein of Wolves]

42.


Why is fire hot?  

[Soulless Neko]

Pineapples?

Why does peanut butter make your mouth dry?

 

[Pein of Wolves]

The one on the left.


Nintendo sixty four?  

[Soulless Neko]

Umm make a right then another right and then one more right.

Why can't chickens fly?

 

[Pein of Wolves]

Because celery takes more energy to digest than it gives your body.


what does an electrical outlet taste like?  

[Royal Katana]

because they like to eat corn.

why are these stupid questions?

#25: biggrin :

 

[Pein of Wolves]

Because we're asking them.
...
(wait... that one made sense o.o)
...why?  

[Soulless Neko]

maybe in 15 minutes.

What is the true meaning of life?

 

[Pein of Wolves]

Fish.


what is the fifty second letter of the alphabet!?  

[Soulless Neko]

That old guy on the bench.

why do dogs bark?