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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:55 pm
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Saurencaerthai What's the difference between a soprano and a Corvette? Not many musicians can say they've been inside a Corvette. What's the difference between a Wagnerian Soprano and a Walrus? About 300 pounds. What's the difference between a soprano and a piranha? The lipstick. What's the definition of an alto? A soprano that can sight read.
LOL, those ones are good. I happen to be one of the rare few sopranos that can sight read well, and I hate getting the melody. I like the awesome harmonies that make a song so awesome.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
(Those jokes are courtesy of osbournmusic.com)
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