Yeah, I know the nurses are somewhere else--WHERE'S MY CABANA BOYS!!!?!!! I WAS PROMISED CABANA BOYS! xd --but I've always wanted to say something like that.

I'm the youngest Geezer I know, 24, who at the age of 17 had to use a walker for about six months. If you care to know more on that all you have to do is ask.

Anyway, I'm out of Kansas and am SO glad about hearing about this guild (at the time, I knew only one Gaian who was older than me).

The whole "geezer" thing cracks me up because I'm picturing everyone in here snailing around with walkers and wheezing at the bratty neighbor kids to "Get off'n mai lawn you rotten kyiads!"--seriously had someone yell that at me when I was younger.