[Game] Sweet Little Lies

[For-Chan Cookie]

Lie to me! That's the theme of this game! Tell us a lie about the user above you. Make it as far out as you can get it. Make it funny or weird, just make it a lie.

Example:
User is a pretty bishouen who works at a bar and is constantly being hit on by his handsome boss.

User has 35 cats that they've named after their favorite yaoi books. Gravitation is sitting in their lap right now!

User got kicked out of Yaoi Con for humping people's legs.

So lie to me. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. ^_~  

[Turn the Paige]

For-Chan Cookie is the meanest moderator in the entire guild!  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Tsk Tsk Paige! You're supposed to tell lies, not the truth! twisted

Turn the Paige hates her bunny.  

[Turn the Paige]

I do not hate my bunny! I really like it, it's cute.

For-Chan Cookie is really a mermaid who lives in an underwater cave.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Paige is a dragon who likes to hoard gold and pretty girls.  

[Turn the Paige]

For-Chan doesn't really have eyeballs. There's smooth skin underneath those cucumbers!  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Turn the Paige isn't wearing a Flower in her hair...it's growing out of her head! 8O  

[For-Chan Cookie]

t3h Rainbow Monkey doesn't even like rainbows! But the Monochrome Monkey was already taken, so she settled.  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

For-Chan Cookie is actually 4chan Cookie.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

t3h Rainbow Monkey killed the dragon on her neck, that's why it's hanging so limply.  

[Turn the Paige]

For-Chan kidnapped that baby Kappa from its mom!  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Turn the Paige did the same thing with her Bunny!  

[Syntria]

t3h rainbow monkey is against yaoi.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Misstress Paco thinks that she is the Queen of Dragons.  

[Turn the Paige]

For-Chan is rich and famous.