Team Spadoinkle

[Sir_captain_cupcake]

Team Spadoinkle

I be the Captian of Team Spadoinkle, arrr. My name is Sir_Captain_Cupcake and i'm a fare captain to those who aren't complete donkey-bottoms. I am a member of the elite. I am the manley-est of the elite (though i am the only male...) arg...

Pirate rank is very simple. First is the Captain who is a raging donkey-bottom and has unchallenged authority over all. Next comes the First Mate followed by the Second Mate. After this it pretty much doesn’t matter, they are all the same, except for the Last Mate.

The Last Mate is the one douche bag on the ship that everyone agrees is the lowest as far as rank goes. He usually gets stuck scrubbing the poop deck all the time and he never gets any chicks. The Last Mate is basically like that one friend everyone had who really wasn’t a friend but people let him hang around anyway so that they could make him pay for beer and pizza. Even the famous Captain Morgan had a Last Mate on his ship, Last Mate Lee who was an annoying “cat”.

Caste System
Captain(elite)-Sir_Captain_Cupcake
First Mate(2nd in command)-
Second Mate-
Crew-
Mop Boy- Draggonflame
Last Mate- firstmate_cupcake,Intellectual Toaster,
Ao-Okami,XoXpretty_neziaXoX  

[Sir_captain_cupcake]

yarrr no one love sir captain cupcake and the crew of spadoinkle sad  

[firstmate_cupcake]

i do smile but then again i am your mule so of couse i love team spadoinkle  

[Sir_captain_cupcake]

yeah i know you are my mule and i also know why you are posting first because you were really borded second we are weird for talking like we are two different people and third GOLD!!!!!!!! pirate  

[Solemn Melodies]

Hey.
Im in your team  

[Intellectual Toaster]

SO AMS i.

 

[Sir_captain_cupcake]

yay i have a crew!!!!!

well let me first congradulate you on becoming part of team spadoinkle and second we will have are first contest in a few days but first we need to do something. the contest is who has the most kick a$$ avatar there will only be one person per team that can be submitted into the contest. so we need to have our own contest to see who we send in to represent team spadoinkle.

we will have a poll to see who we send if you would like to be the one who we send in then just comment saying i want to represent and i will put you into the poll

rule 1:if you enter your name to be the one to represent you must then (so we dont have a tie between three or more avatars) vote for someone other then your own
rule 2:have fun  

[Ao-Okami]

Heehee, Ao-Okami reporting for duty captain XD

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So we be pirates then? Argggh?? pirate

Woot! I knew this eyepatch would come in handy some day  

[Solemn Melodies]

I would like to nominate you Captian, for the contest.  

[Publi]

captain/ any member of the elite can not compete. sorry  

[Solemn Melodies]

Thats no fun. But i guess it is a fair deal.  

[imHisDirtyLittleSecret]

oh hello! im your new member whee  

[Sir_captain_cupcake]

well let me first say im sorry i havent been on lately i will do my best to try and get on as much as possible



second let me welcome all of you to the team spadoinkle if you havent already guessed we are pirates arhhhh!!!! pirate



we are going to have a contest within our own guild


the winner of this contest will be promoted to mop boy/girl


the contest is to see who can donate the most treasure to the guild

there is only one rule:
dontate money to enter