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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:27 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:31 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:44 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:00 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:35 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:04 pm
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I was attacked by one of those Christian Childrens Funds collecter people today.
Jesus Aficionado: Any amount would be a blessing, please help feed a child today.
Me: Sorry, I don't have any change, all I have is two twenties and a fifty.
J A: Twenty dollars could feed a child and her family for a month.
Me: It also pays for my medical bills and helps fill my gas tank which I need to operate my truck in order to work.
J A: These children are starving to death and all you think about is yourself?
Me: I'm dying myself if it weren't for the medication I'm on. If I die, then I couldn't donate at all when I have the means to.
J A: Our lord does not look kindly upon the selfish, sir.
Me: Don't bunch me in with your lord, sir. For all you know I have very different beliefs than you do.
J A: Have you accepted the teachings of Christ into your heart, sir?
Me: I have reasearched his teachings but do not wish to follow upon them in a large religious settings. What he has tought is common knowledge in this day and age and I do not find the need to partake in a practice that has been altered in my opinion by man.
J A: You'll live a sad and meaningless life without Jesus in your life. I pitty you.
Me: Pitty me? I would pitty you, but I do not. Tolerance is your selling point, but you have not tolerated the fact that I do not wish to be apart of your service and community, instead you come at me with an undertoned attack. As for Jesus in himself, I am not impressed.
J A: Not impressed? He died for the sins of humanity!
Me: Yes, and he resurrected and took his place to the side of his father, God. What happend after that? He had his thunder stolen by a rabbit and a fat man that hands out presents once a year. I am not impressed.
J A: [While glaring] You will lead a lonely life and be cast aside to hell. And his devoted believers will laugh at your wasted life from heaven.
Me: Really, you get to laugh at people's misery in heaven? I didn't know that, do you have a pamphlete or something? I think you sold me on this whole Jesus stuff.
[JA's supervisor approached and heard maybe half of what I said]
Mega J A: I'm sorry sir, please forgive my colleague, he needs to learn how to mind his manners.
J A: [slump headed] I'm sorry.
Me: Not a problem, I rather enjoyed that rabbit comment and will be sure to use it at a later date. Have a nice day, gentlemen.
That guy looked as if he wanted to slice my throat with the pages of the good book itself.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:41 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:10 am
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Seph, I'll be glad to father your children, just don't expect me to raise them.
Saiga-Kun: Thanks, I say a lot of s**t that I find amusing, I just wish I could remember more of what I say through out the day.
Steph=My BFf. We hung out for awhile and this happend.
Steph: [grabs pants pocket and digs into it]
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Steph: I thought I felt my phone vibrate.
Me: Steph, I'm holding your phone. [While showing her the phone]
Steph: Oh, it was just my gum.
Me: Wait, they make vibrating gum?
Steph: No...I just...shut up.
Me: We should make some gum that vibrates, we'll be rich.
Steph: [ignoring me now]
Me: I know what you're thinking, it'll never be dentist approved, but no one said it was going to be easy.
Steph: You need help.
Me: Says the woman that thinks gum vibrates, you need help, or to get laid, probably both.
Steph: I like this song. [turns up music and goes back to ignoring me]
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:47 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:28 pm
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