Harry Potter Slash Vending Machine

[Super Cy]

If you are part of the Harry/Draco Slash Guild, you might have seen this..

It's really easy and fun to play!

How to play:
The cost of each prize is a sickle.
[but if you insert more in one go, you still get one prize]
First player inserts sickle.
Second player announces first player's prize and inserts sickle.
Third player announces second player's prize and inserts sickle.
And so on and so forth.
And remember, it has to be Harry Potter Slash related

EXAMPLES:
Lone Ranger: -insert sickle-
Superman: Congratulation's!! You have won Sirius' handcuffs used on James. -insert sickle-
Fefe the Wonder Penguin: Congrats, Superman! You won Hermione's and Ginny's sex toy collection! -insert sickle-


Please make prizes interesting, no one wants Crabe's chewed gum..
And heed all guild and Gaia rules.
And no, You cannot give yourself a prize.


Love, Peace and Monkey Nuts! ninja

 

[Super Cy]

~inserts sickle~ ninja  

[Yoriq the Gloomy Jester]

Congratulations! You get Remus' leash he put on Sirius!

*inserts sickle*  

[Super Cy]

Congrats! You just one Lucius' Cane...Imagine what he has done with that!

~inserts sickle~  

[Madam Hare]

You recieve the bedsheet upon which Draco and Harry spent their first night together on.

*Inserts a random sex toy.* o.O;  

[Super Cy]

*machine starts smoking* Stare in to my smoke and watch Sirius, Remus, and James doing the naughty... *while you are distracted by the pic. I steel all of your sickles*

~Inserts sickle~ ninja  

[Soren Lowrensen]

;D You have winned a lovely series of love letters to read, they were written between Seamus and Dean. Their eyes are the only ones to have seen these pages, consider yourself very lucky!

::inserts a sickle:: How exciting!  

[Yoriq the Gloomy Jester]

Congrats! You've won yourself the couch that Fred and George shared their first kiss on! *chuckle*

*inserts a sickle* w00t!  

[Super Cy]

You just won yourself Colin Creeveys' "Harry Potter Slash Album" including Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, Harry/Fred/George and anyother photos of Harry kissing another guy that you can think of!

~Inserts Sickle~  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Congratulations! You just won yourself a lifetime supply of Severus Snape's Triple Boiled Lube! The Lube that heats or cools instantly and makes your partner beg for more.



*pulls out a knut, huffs, looks around, picks a sickle up off the floor and inserts it*  

[Miss Lupin]

You win a set of frilly, scarlet and gold lingerie worn by Harry Potter who was entertaining the Gryffindor males when they had a wild night out in New York. A pole he danced with comes as a bonus.

*inserts a sickle*  

[Super Cy]

Congratulations, you win Ginny and Luna's strap-on, but that's not all, you also win their cat suits! Because a girl in leather is always better.


~Inserts Sickle~  

[Yoriq the Gloomy Jester]

Congratu-u-u-ulations. You get Fenrir Greyback's collection of bondage toys that he uses on little children (the ***** a sickle* *pulls out a Goth-Drarry fic while he waits*  

[Madam Hare]

You have won....The picture of Dumbledore and his first love Grindywald (sp?) together, doing what you expect...Playing with their wands of course! (What were you thinking they were doing?;x)

*Inserts Draco's favorite lube.*  

[Super Cy]

*Machine explodes* Look what you have done...Sickles! SICKLES!!!! *throws "borrowed" sickles* SICKLES!!! scream

...Bring in the new machine!! *truck backs up and drops off machine**looks pointedly at March Hare* You buy the next one. Oh and...

*in flat voice* Congrats, you won Draco's favorite lube...who would have guessed... stare

-inserts sickle-