CWF Network: Edge vs. Abyss - Retirement Match

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

The following is a no disqualification match between Edge and the Monster Abyss, but also the final match for both men, as both Bruce (Edge) and Brody (Abyss) are set to retire from Roleplay on a bad note. No one wanted it this way but someone had to ruin it for CWF, and we got tired of waiting around for people to keep their word and end up not doing so. Here's to two brilliant careers, both of which NO ONE else could match up to. Introducing first.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

The lights dim dark red and the sound of carnival music switching to heavy metal plays in the arena, and the crowd begins to cheer for the monster about to make his entrance. Abyss walks out, with his signature hood with a brownish vest over top of it. He stops at the top of the ramp, spreading his arms. A pyro goes off, scaring the crowd. Abyss starts walking down the ramp, with an intense and intimidating look on his face, being introduced.

"From parts unknown, standing 6'8... weighing in at 350 pounds, THE MONSTER, ABYSSSSSS!"



Abyss then pushes a cameraman's camera out of his way, and then walks to the steps. He walks up them, and gets on the apron, and then gets in the ring. He walks to the opposite side of the ring and does his signature spread of the arms taunt, and starts pacing around the ring, keeping his hoodie and vest on for the moment. The lights go back to normal, his theme slowly fades, and the MONSTER stands in the ring, looking around at the fans, whipping his hair back.

 

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

”…You think you know me?

Suddenly, following that famous intro, ‘Metalingus’ by Alter Bridge would begin playing, thunderous drumming being heard throughout the arena. From the gorilla position, Edge would walk out through the smoke that rose from the mouth of the ramp. Sporting a trench coat and black tights with white stripes, Edge would glare at the ring in front of him. Ignoring the crowd's restless booing, Edge walked down the ramp, flicking his wrists as he reached the spot where he would stop and make his devil horns hand sign. Edge would lower his head and decided to look down at the steel ramp, awaiting the queue.

Announcer: “From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing two hundred forty-two pounds…. Please welcome THE RATED-R… SUPERSTAAAAAR~…. EEEEEDGEEEEEE!”

Upon being introduced, Edge would throw his arms in the air, forming his signature rock'n'roll devil horns as pyro shot up behind him. The pyro would stop going off, Edge continued walking towards the squared circle. A few feet away from the ring, Edge would run and slide in the ring, staying on the mat for a few seconds. The Rated-R Superstar would pop up and stared at his opponent.

 

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss see's Edge make his entrance, an opponent he has always dreamed of facing and now finally has his chance, at a fitting time considering these two men are the only ones it seems that are left who still give a ******** about this place, as the 6 foot 8, 350 pound monster takes off his hood and vest, tossing it outside of the ring, potentially for the last time if s**t around here doesn't ******** change, and he whips his hair back, standing in his corner waiting for the bell to ring and begin the match with Edge.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

The Rated-R Superstar would approach his fat opponent, carefully tiptoe towards the fat, ugly nibba in front of him.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss whips his hair back and walks up to Edge, towering over him by a good 5 or 6 inches, and in a god damn pissed off mood about losing his World heavyweight championship, and about other crap too, it showing in his face as he glares down at Edge.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Wanting to get a quick upper hand, Edge would go for swift kick to Abyss' knee!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss was kicked in the knee, stumbling back a bit to favor it!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge would quickly go for some punches to Abyss' head!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss was struck with the right hands to his face, and he staggers backwards after each punch connected into a corner, still standing however.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Having Abyss against a corner would incite Edge to attempt some knife edge chops on his opponent's chest!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss was chopped several times, but then grabs Edge by the neck with both hands, walking out of the corner and then throwing him back first into the corner Abyss was just in!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

The crowd would "WOO!" like crazy, but all was fun and games until he was put against the corner himself!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss goes for a couple BIG right hands to Edge's face and then to his gut!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge was smacked around as if he were a Soundcloud rapper in New York! The Rated-R Superstar would fall to his knees.