Yay Public Schools and Abstinence Only Education!

[Dark_lord_15]

So this week at my school we had Right Choices, which is the Abstinence program for Tennessee (and I'm pretty sure that's it... just Tennessee, right? Maybe only West Tennessee... ah whatever), where they teach us about how sex is evil and blah de blah blah blah until you either want to puke because of all the discolored p***s pictures they show you, or you want to shoot yourself because you're bored out of your mind.

Anyways, I don't normally do the program (you can pull yourself out, and I normally do because of some problems I had the first time I tried to do it), but this week I decided what the hell and stayed all week. Things went as boring and disgusting as you would expect right up until Friday when we started talking about guys have such a hard time keeping their d**k in their pants. Apparently it's because (drum roll please):

1) Charles Darwin "decided" that people are animals
2) Another guy (cannot remember his name... help?) 50 years later said that because people are animals, then, like all animals, they live to reproduce.
3) Hugh Hefner wanted money

And that, friends, is why I love public education. Almost every single kid in West Tennessee at least are learning that we have teen pregnancy, STDs and Porn because Darwin thought that we were monkeys. And no one even questions any of it. I half want to laugh and half want to cry because I'll be stuck with these dumbasses for at least 3 more years... I think I'll just settle with a sad shaking of the head.

 

[Prince Rilian]

My 9th grade health class had a preacher come one day and talk about how women are supposed to be pure when they get married, and that's what the white dress represents, and men are supposed to be the authority in the marriage, which is what the black suit represents, and of course the man should be pure too, and then he showed us pictures of STDified body parts, and wouldn't let the girls look at the mutilated penises and wouldn't let the boys look at the mutilated vaginas, because then our eyes wouldn't be pure anymore, but it's OK for him to look at both, because he's 70 years old and already married and half dead anyway.

The next day, a hippie woman came and talked to us about contraception.