Temple of Bob *Angels start singing then die suddenly*

[Rano Akabane]

Brake fluid + Chlorox= WIN  

[karuselo]

chocolate + inactivity = weight gain. crying  

[Rano Akabane]

WoW + Computer= Internet Inactivity  

[karuselo]

Sex on the beach ( drink ) = puking me. crying I didn't know it had orange juice in it. Can't drink orange juice.  

[Erpel]

DerZuhalter

*starts preaching to a group of people*

...and the lawn gnomes rejected Bob, his teaching and cheese. Bob wept for them because he wanted them to enjoy the happiness that cheese brought. When Bob tried harder to bring the happiness to the gnomes many rebeled and started to kill Bob's followers and anyone who ate/loved cheese. For this Bob punished the gnomes. He made it so that in the sunlight they were frozen statues but when sunlight left them they could move again, but there was a catch to this. If they didn't return to the spot they were at when the light hits it again or if sunlight hit them when they were out of the spot they were in they'd turn to dust and no longer exist...

 

[Nathylia]

DerZuhalter

*starts preaching to a group of people*

...and the lawn gnomes rejected Bob, his teaching and cheese. Bob wept for them because he wanted them to enjoy the happiness that cheese brought. When Bob tried harder to bring the happiness to the gnomes many rebeled and started to kill Bob's followers and anyone who ate/loved cheese. For this Bob punished the gnomes. He made it so that in the sunlight they were frozen statues but when sunlight left them they could move again, but there was a catch to this. If they didn't return to the spot they were at when the light hits it again or if sunlight hit them when they were out of the spot they were in they'd turn to dust and no longer exist...

may i be a pristess in the kingdom temple of bob on the grounds? if not that i would like to be a seer/ prophet for bob....but i realy want to be a pristess  

[Erpel]

bellamia28

DerZuhalter

*starts preaching to a group of people*

...and the lawn gnomes rejected Bob, his teaching and cheese. Bob wept for them because he wanted them to enjoy the happiness that cheese brought. When Bob tried harder to bring the happiness to the gnomes many rebeled and started to kill Bob's followers and anyone who ate/loved cheese. For this Bob punished the gnomes. He made it so that in the sunlight they were frozen statues but when sunlight left them they could move again, but there was a catch to this. If they didn't return to the spot they were at when the light hits it again or if sunlight hit them when they were out of the spot they were in they'd turn to dust and no longer exist...

may i be a pristess in the kingdom temple of bob on the grounds? if not that i would like to be a seer/ prophet for bob....but i realy want to be a pristess

your job title from the forest automatically transfers here so yes  

[Nathylia]

SWEET biggrin  

[Erpel]

bellamia28

SWEET biggrin

cool  

[DerZuhalter]

aah the good ol' temple of cheese