Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted game!

[sailorstar165]

Pretty simple. Grant the wish of the person above you (but horribly corrupt it), then make your own wish for the next person to corrupt!

Example

A: I wish for pie!

B: Granted. It's a mud pie (with real mud), and you have to eat every bite.
I wish I had a million bucks.

C: Granted. A million male deer run you over.

And so on.  

[sailorstar165]

I'll go first.

No wish to corrupt.

I wish I had some cake.  

[Naroni]

sailorstar165

I'll go first.

No wish to corrupt.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted: But you are committed to an insane asylum, The Cake is a Lie

 

[sailorstar165]

Naroni

sailorstar165

I'll go first.

No wish to corrupt.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted: But you are committed to an insane asylum, The Cake is a Lie

Don't forget to make your own wish wink  

[Naroni]

I wish to be a comic book character!

 

[WingFroggeh]

Naroni

I wish to be a comic book character!

Granted - but it's a Simpson's comic book and you're the school lunch lady wink

I wish I had wings.  

[sailorstar165]

Granted. They're too small to do anything other than get scientists to kidnap you and do painful experiments.

I wish I had more free time.  

[Monk65]

Granted. No one has more free time than the dead so pick up your Handbook for the Recently Deceased and start enjoying your un-life.
It's really a shame that no one in your haunt can see you.

I wish I had a house of my own.

 

[sailorstar165]

Granted. You get one on Gaia Online. You decorate it and no one visits, not even you. wink

I wish I pass all my classes this semester.  

[blackbird26]

You pass them, but your college shuts down.

I wish for a kiki kitty  

[sailorstar165]

Granted. But it turns out it was a hacked item and you lose all of your other items in the process.

I wish for some cake smile  

[Ms_LooseTooth]

sailorstar165

Granted. But it turns out it was a hacked item and you lose all of your other items in the process.

I wish for some cake smile

Granted. But you were hallucinating as a result of being lost in an Ikea for 5 days without food or water. The "cake"you ate was your own calf muscle. The voices are getting closer..

I wish i felt less alone