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And so the lion ate the lamb because the lamb was dumb, and there was much rejoicing
Me in Response to her facebook status
And behold! the Lion became fat of the Lamb and there was much copulating of the Species. And from the Womb did Man come. And so did Man sit around stupidly until the Serpent came and gave him an apple. And there was much rejoicing of the apple and Man made the apple their king.
And the Serpent hit his tail to his forehead and cried: "Why, Lion, are they so dumb!" And the Lion said: "Behold, I have a thorn in my thumb!" and the Mouse did remove the thorn and there was more copulation of the Species and feasting on Man for Lamb ran away.
And the Apple remained indifferent
Amen~
And the Serpent hit his tail to his forehead and cried: "Why, Lion, are they so dumb!" And the Lion said: "Behold, I have a thorn in my thumb!" and the Mouse did remove the thorn and there was more copulation of the Species and feasting on Man for Lamb ran away.
And the Apple remained indifferent
Amen~
I felt proud of myself biggrin