Would You Date The AAY?

[Triple Dare]

I can bring my own rope, I guess. It's a deal, then. Castle it is. Are there many other occupants? Like, if someone, hypothetically, were to scream, would it be heard?  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

I have dozens of servants... you should know that I know Gaga-fu. stare

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

[Triple Dare]

Holy crap. Your profile hurt my eyes . . . so much Gaga. You're obsessed. smile

I can work with servants. And, as I have said, I'm not out to hurt you. Can you send those servant away for a few days, maybe?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

hmm chainsaw...? I don't think so ...chainsaws hurt sweatdrop  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

You obviously haven't seen my friend's profile. It will make your brain explode from Gaga overdose! Now I think you intend for something else... redface

Edit: No to Deadbeat Nightmare because I'm afraid I'll get raped by that demonic guy...

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

[Triple Dare]

I intend only what you expect of me. I mean . . . the three of us (you, me, and my chainsaw), in an empty castle, with nothing to do . . .  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

Don't forgot my frog. He likes a little action, if you know what I mean. wink

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

[Triple Dare]

Woah! I don't think that would be my sort of thing. You tiger! How perverse. Although it has potential . . .  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

Don't worry, he only likes to have hot make-out sessions. rofl

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

[Triple Dare]

Can we pretend he's a she? Would settle my insecurity issues.  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

Fine, it's one of those frogs that can change gender. biggrin

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

[Triple Dare]

Cool. Now . . . how about some frog legs for supper?  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

*slaps* scream If you even try to suggest that again, I'll shove that chainsaw so far up your a**... stressed

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

[Triple Dare]

*backs away and admits submission*

Of course, you're right! Sorry. So sorry! I wasn't being very considerate. Forgive this poor soul. It's difficult trying to adjust back into normal society after having been away for years, chainsawing through various . . . things. And collecting women. Wait . . . what? Ahem . . . barbie dolls. Collecting dolls, yes.  

[Special Monster]

Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!

scream I'm the boss in this relationship. biggrin Now what were we talking about?

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!