Chat Thread: Chopsticks and teacups

[TeaDidikai]

Byaggha

Haddie is a cutie! biggrin

She is. She has spunk too!
Now I just have to learn to drive stick...

saint dreya

:my best friend, who's patron is Macha, is having twins.

I'll be surprised if she doesn't get whisked into a froth over toddlers going in opposite directions.

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the former "Senior Druid" of my grove, who i ran against for Treasurer, is publicly demeaning my capacity as officer and my financial reports.

Thought about flyting him?

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my grandfather, who just lost his 3rd wife, called my grandmother to ask her what she thought of getting back together, after 19 years divorced.

Cute.  

[saint dreya]

TeaDidikai

I'll be surprised if she doesn't get whisked into a froth over toddlers going in opposite directions.

lol

TeaDidikai

Thought about flyting him?

haven't found the best way, yet. he hasn't said it within earshot of myself, and if he says something again in front of who he did, he'll get a faceful. i think the listener was just shocked.

TeaDidikai

Cute.

all i could say to my grandmother was "well, it took a while, but he finally did come crawling back". which promptly sent her into giggles.  

[Sir William Black]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

TeaDidikai

Sir William Black

Deoridhe

Sir William Black

That's good, since Inari can, as I mentioned above, kick Odin's eyepatched arse in a bar fight.

In his DREAMs, maybe.

No, Inari would win.

And Odin would cry because he got beaten up by a woman. blaugh

Only to find out that Odin was feigning weakness in order to throw a mug of mead into Inari's eyes and beat the living s**t out of Him/Her/It.

Additionally, does Odin get to bring his pets?

Because I don't want to be on the wrong side of those wolves.

Oh, if Odin gets wolves, then Inari gets, you know, the entire Kitsune race.

And, just for reference, Le Moru the Destroyer is a Kitsune.

Game, set, match to Inari-kamisama.  

[saint dreya]

Sir William Black

Celeblin Galadeneryn

TeaDidikai

Sir William Black

Deoridhe

Sir William Black

That's good, since Inari can, as I mentioned above, kick Odin's eyepatched arse in a bar fight.

In his DREAMs, maybe.

No, Inari would win.

And Odin would cry because he got beaten up by a woman. blaugh

Only to find out that Odin was feigning weakness in order to throw a mug of mead into Inari's eyes and beat the living s**t out of Him/Her/It.

Additionally, does Odin get to bring his pets?

Because I don't want to be on the wrong side of those wolves.

Oh, if Odin gets wolves, then Inari gets, you know, the entire Kitsune race.

And, just for reference, Le Moru the Destroyer is a Kitsune.

Game, set, match to Inari-kamisama.

except the Kitsunes would be distracted by all the shinies that Hunnin and Munnin kept dropping from the skies.

xd

couldn't resist.  

[TeaDidikai]

In the end, it's a moot point.

YHVH walks on the scene, proclaims he is the only real god in existence, and Odin and Inari disappear into a puff of nothingness, because as every good pagan knows- there is no such thing as objective truth and your subjective opinions shape reality.  

[Morgandria]

TeaDidikai

In the end, it's a moot point.

YHVH walks on the scene, proclaims he is the only real god in existence, and Odin and Inari disappear into a puff of nothingness, because as every good pagan knows- there is no such thing as objective truth and your subjective opinions shape reality.

To further end the dispute:

I have a babelfish. The babelfish is clear evidence that there is no YHVH.

"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix, formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form...

...Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You do exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

-Douglas Adams  

[TeaDidikai]

Atheism for one and all!  

[Cranium Squirrel]

TeaDidikai

Atheism for one and all!

Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right?

My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop  

[TeaDidikai]

Byaggha

TeaDidikai

Atheism for one and all!

Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right?

My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop

We need something to replace the Church social. When we figure out what that is- I'll give him a condolence cookie.

In other news- Biblical Fan Fic is Canon and should be treated as such. If Revelations didn't make that clear enough- maybe Revelations form the Dark Mother will!  

[Sir William Black]

Morgandria

TeaDidikai

In the end, it's a moot point.

YHVH walks on the scene, proclaims he is the only real god in existence, and Odin and Inari disappear into a puff of nothingness, because as every good pagan knows- there is no such thing as objective truth and your subjective opinions shape reality.

To further end the dispute:

I have a babelfish. The babelfish is clear evidence that there is no YHVH.

"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix, formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form...

...Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You do exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

-Douglas Adams

Careful, you'll get run down at the next zebra crossing if you keep thinking like that.  

[Sir William Black]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

TeaDidikai

Byaggha

TeaDidikai

Atheism for one and all!

Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right?

My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop

We need something to replace the Church social. When we figure out what that is- I'll give him a condolence cookie.

In other news- Biblical Fan Fic is Canon and should be treated as such. If Revelations didn't make that clear enough- maybe Revelations form the Dark Mother will!

BOOK OF NOD ******** it all, I'm actually a Malkavian now. Mind me as I spout convoluted prophecy and eat my hands.

I've seen the light, and decided to worship Anoia, goddess of lost causes and things that stick in drawers.

The rattling and cursing of stuck kitchen drawers is as worship unto Anoia. She also eats corkscrews.