Elven Chatterbox

[Cassandra022]

then I'd have to get into the cautionary position and dramatically scream "No! Get Back!" at him rofl  

[Xander Tarbert]

I can just see Jar trying to explain this to a normal person.

"Well, I was gonna stalk and/or rape her, but decided I was too lazy to do it."

I can just SEE that flying with a cop. Of course, if Cassie were to willingly come over to, say, my place.... cool

Cheese and onion? That's an odd combo. Of course, one of my older cousins eats a plain onion once and awhile. And for some reason has plenty of luck with the ladies. Am I missing something? Is the whole onion breath thing a lie!?  

[Mickolas]

boom mick in a dress


 

[Xander Tarbert]

eek  

[Cassandra022]

dudes, Cassie aint going over anyone's place. Anyone wanna see cassie that badly can come here. Though NO RAPING OR STALKING OF CASSIE kthx mad rofl

And yay Mick in a dress blaugh  

[ThesmilingchocoboofGOD]

hi all it has been a long time how are you all?  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

Aww... but that's the fun part.

Anyway... if I can get your number... and then go far away, so it'll be long distance, and then call you, I'd have to pay.

So in some hidden way, that would make you a whore.

Well... actually... no, there would have to be phone sex involved to make that true.

I'll warn you the next time I'm in Boston.

I'm like going to see you... and you'll be standing there... and then BAM!

You just got tackle glomp hugged.

What now.  

[Cassandra022]

If the money you were paying for the call went to me, then yes, I'd be a sort of whore. But sadly, when people call cassie the phone company gets the money, not Cassie. And sometimes Cassie even has to pay in the form of minutes cos Cassie only has a cell phone emo

I actually wouldn't mind meeting someone in real life. Though warning, I can be like, crazy. ninja

and hello smiling^^  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

Tch. Jar Jar is crazier than Cassie.

He doesn't have a consience (sp?), that little voice or any shame.

Any.

None at all.

What service does Cassie's cellphone have?

When is it free?

Mebbeh Jar Jar will call Cassie.

Then again... it'll turn really wierd and REALLY dirty really fast.

It'll be like phone rape AND mind rape.

Woah...  

[Cassandra022]

Cassie talks to herself out loud. Cassie sometimes starts laughing at random times for no reason. Earlier today Cassie put a hot kettle on her leg out of curiosity to see how long before it'd start to hurt (she didn't hurt herself or anything, but still). Cassie has like 5 or so knives randomly in her room. Cassie randomyl says nonsense about people not understanding her 'struggle' and randomly threatening to stab people and things before laughing. Cassie is extremely paranoid in many ways. Sometimes Cassie stands in the store for a full ten minutes because she cannot decide whether she *really* wants a sugarfree red bull and crackers or no. And she randomly doodles and writes on herself. And randomly says things like 'bob!' and 'the elderly are lots of fun, the elderly they are the ones!' And sometimes she actually gets hyper crazt to the point of rocking back and forth and spinning around in circes and screaming random nonsense out loud and hitting her head against the wall repetativly because it is fun. Soyeah. Cassie is crazier. rofl

Cassie has Sprint. Meh. Their cellphones suck. Cassie used to have Verizon but they started playing games with the phone bill so Sprint it is. >.>  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

Does Cassie have that time when she can use the phone without paying?

Jar Jar believes that insanity is genius. Jar Jar doesn't really feel like typing up a paragraph about all the crazy stuff he does. Munging is wierd. I found out about it while I was having lunch. Makes me laugh though, it does. Jar Jar doesn't really care about what people think. Jar Jar doesn't really care about what people do. Jar Jar believes that a person's life belongs to that person, and they should be the ones to steer it in the direction thatt hey want. So if Cassie wants to jump around screaming random people's names, Jar Jar is just fine with that.

Lessee... Jar Jar has developed a sort paranoia. Carries a knife or two with him. Has no tolerance for natural light, due to mass gaming and the sunlight in games. Jar Jar is all for innapropriate touching.

*innapropriatelytouchesCassie* <.< >.>

Jar Jar doesn't really have a life... or maybe he does and is escaping from it. : /

Jar Jar also screams random people's names. Today jar Jar's friend brough one of the retro systems and we played Wolfenstein 3D, which Jar Jar has last played before he moved to the U.S. and man was it wild.

Jar Jar is like a hardcore nerd/geek/pervert.  

[Seldaara]

. . . the crazy war begins.

Jar: I am protective of my Elvy-friends. Even if I've never met them in real life. sweatdrop

And yay for Mick-in-a-Dress! *huggles*  

[Jarlaxle Baenre]

Jar Jar won't do anything...

<.<

>.>

Nope... nothing at all...

ninja

*neenja*  

[Xander Tarbert]

That's fairly normal with my friends, Cass. Of course, there is Rule #4 for a reason.

Jar talks about rape more then is healthy. Jar wins the crazy contest. Cass wins the Hot Asian Conest by her good looks and my will.

I have Sprint, so it's free for us to talk to another. Which reminds me, my brat need to go to the Art Muesum in Boston sometime. Wanna go with us? No date planned yet.

Just remember Jar, I play violent video games and take notes.  

[Thomatorr Strongpee]

Wow.