Favorite Character?

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Yeah, a Mexican with a BRITISH ACCENT. I'm sure that'll work REAL well. -rolls eyes- In any case, you guys wouldn't know a good hat if it hit you in the face.  

[Godchild_Cain]

You never know what's out there in the world...like that Starburst commercial with the Scottish Korean. Anyways, I've been hit with tons of Maryweather's hats, does that count?  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Yes, but Maryweather is a mean, mean little girl with nowhere to vent her rage except at other, older people. Maybe if you'd let me KILL her like I TRIED to do, you wouldn't be smacked by so many hats.  

[Godchild_Cain]

You said mean twice...
And really, do you have to be mean about her because you don't have a ray of innocence and happiness in your life?  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

I DID, but I ate it. Unbeknownst to myself, of course. And if you're referring to Miss Maryweather as a "ray of innocence and happiness", I'm afraid you're mistaken.  

[Godchild_Cain]

Unfortunately I don't think you really understand what the word happiness means...  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Of course I do! It's a state of mind in which the, uh...right side of the brain...no..left...uh...  

[Godchild_Cain]

...I don't think this is something you can figure out from looking at the brains you keep in those strange jars of yours.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Not by LOOKING, no. But there IS specialized brain tissue that's responsible for emotions and whatnot. They're called the parietal lobes, and they're located at the...top of the brain, I believe. God, Cain, didn't you go to school?  

[Godchild_Cain]

*glares* You know very well that I didn't go to a regular school. But my studies did not usually involve brains.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Maybe they should have. That way, you would already know without me having to tell you that happiness is a ruse...a trick played on you by the brain's convoluted inner-workings.  

[Godchild_Cain]

Just because you haven't experienced the feeling since you were...nine or whenever you ate Snark, doesn't mean you have to criticize it.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

You should be happy that I'm taking pity on you and sparing you years of disappointment. Now that I've told you that happiness is just a feigned emotion for temporary contentedness, aren't you a lot less willing to feel happy? -grins evilly-  

[Emiileee]

sweet i like them both but i think i will have to go with Cain he is so wonderfull  

[Godchild_Cain]

Thanks miss, put another tally on the board for me!